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[pensive music playing]
[wind howling]
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[plane engine roaring]
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[pencil tapping]
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[tapping grows faster]
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[telephone ringing]
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[breathes deeply]
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Ms. Gregory on phone: Hello?
Hi.
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Is this, um...
I'm looking for a Miss Gregory.
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Ms. Gregory: Uh-huh.
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That you?
Ms. Gregory: Yeah. That's me.
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Oh, cool. Uh, I'm Dunn.
Ms. Gregory: That was fast!
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[laughs]
[Ms. Gregory laughs]
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[chuckling] No.
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Ms. Gregory: I'm kidding...
I'm just kidding.
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My name is Dunn.
Ms. Gregory: Okay.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Ms. Gregory: Sorry.
Oh, that's fine.
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[Ms. Gregory laughs]
It... it happens. Um...
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Ms. Gregory:
What can I do for you?
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Oh, right. Yeah.
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Uh, I'm calling
on behalf of Macklin Medical.
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Ms. Gregory: Oh.
[inhales deeply]
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Yeah, looks like you owe $667--
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Ms. Gregory: Jesus!
I already paid!
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I explained this...
Hey!
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...to the last guy--
Hey. It's okay.
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Ms. Gregory: No, it's not.
No, I get... I get that.
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I get that,
but that's... that's why...
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that's why I'm calling.
Ms. Gregory: This is a mistake.
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You know?
[Ms. Gregory sighs]
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I'm calling to... to help you.
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Ms. Gregory: Really?
Yeah. That's right.
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Ms. Gregory: Thank you.
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I'm here to help you pay
what you owe.
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Let's go over some options.
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Option--
Ms. Gregory: Dunn?
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Yes, ma'am.
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Ms. Gregory:
Absolutely go fuck yourself.
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Okey dokey.
[line cuts off]
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[pencil snapping]
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[sighs]
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[pencil scribbling]
Funny joke. [scoffs]
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['Tonight, Tonight'
by Hot Chelle Rae playing]
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♪ It's been a really, really
Messed up week ♪
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♪ Seven days of torture
Seven days of bitter ♪
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♪ And my girlfriend went
And cheated on me ♪
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♪ She's a California dime ♪
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♪ But it's time for me
To quit her ♪
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Dunn: Let's go over
your options.
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Caller 1 on phone:
I don't wanna go over options!
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Option one,
pay full amount today.
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Caller 1: I'm not paying,
dick head.
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That's what I thought.
Option two,
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we can put you
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on a repayment plan, okay?
[caller 1 chuckles]
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That money is gonna come out
the seventh--
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Caller 1: I got a great idea.
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How about I put you
on a re-fuck-ment plan, asshole?
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[caller 2 mumbling on phone]
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Dunn: Please don't put
your kid on--
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Tiff on phone: Hi, Dunn!
Yeah, hey, Tiff!
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Tiff: Hi!
How you doing?
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Tiff: Are you gonna hurt my dad?
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Caller 3: Six thousand dollars
for a colonoscopy?
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How about I shove
a finger up your ass,
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and swirl it around--
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...swirl it around!
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♪ We're goin' at it
Tonight, tonight ♪
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♪ There's a party on the rooftop
Top of the world ♪
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♪ Tonight, tonight ♪
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♪ And we're dancin' on the edge
Of the Hollywood sign ♪
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♪ I don't know if I'll make it ♪
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♪ But watch
How good I'll fake it ♪
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♪ It's all right, all right
Tonight, tonight ♪
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♪ You got me singin' like
"Woah, oh, oh" ♪
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♪ Come on ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ It doesn't matter ♪
♪ Woah, oh, oh... ♪
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[laundry machine
creaking, groaning]
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[tense music playing]
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[wind howling]
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[music stops]
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[crickets chirping]
[traffic rumbling]
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Hey.
Hey. Hey, man, what's up?
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I think there's a portal to hell
in your laundromat.
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[voice screaming over portal]
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Ed: Shit.
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I can see why you thought
it might be a portal to hell.
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Yeah? I mean, I hate
jumping to assumptions
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as much as the next guy.
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Hey, Pete,
what does that look like to you?
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A portal to hell.
Ed: Oh.
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Thanks, Pete.
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Thanks, Pete.
[door opening]
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Ed: Pete knows his stuff.
He seems great.
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I'm Dunn, by the way.
Ed: Ed.
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You know, this is
my favorite laundromat? I--
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Ed: Happy to hear it.
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Uh, so, should we
call somebody, or...
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[door closing]
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Oh, I can't get shut down.
No, owners would kill me.
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Everyone's so sensitive
after Covid, you know?
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Everything's gotta be
safe, safe, safe.
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It's just-- You know?
Totally.
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Can I help?
Ed: What?
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I don't know, I-- Can I help?
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Uh, what if somebody
stumbles into it?
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You think
the mat could be liable?
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Or someone could get hurt?
Oh, f--
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But, yeah, probably liable too.
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Nice.
Ed: Yeah.
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[somber music playing]
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Dunn: Is she looking
at me? Shit.
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[indistinct chatter]
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[bottle hissing]
[bottlecap clattering]
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[pensive music overlapping]
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[pencil tapping]
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[tapping grows faster]
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[birds chirping]
[traffic rumbling]
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Morning, Mr. Bobshank.
Hi, Mr. Bobshank.
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[coughs]
Morning, Mr. Bobshank.
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How are you?
Hey.
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[coughs]
How's it going?
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[clears throat]
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How about this weather, huh?
[grunts, breathes deeply]
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Oh! Look out, caterpillar!
What?
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Right there. Yeah.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
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I almost missed her.
[water pouring]
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[Bobshank groans]
It's just a caterpillar.
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Well, if I drown her,
she'll never be a butterfly.
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[grunts]
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Are you okay, son?
Why? Portal to hell?
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What? No.
I heard yelling last night.
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Oh, I'm sorry. Really sorry.
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That... that might
have been work.
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How's that going?
It's great.
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Sounds pretty fucking shitty
to me.
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Seeing people at their worst?
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Yeah, there's some...
bad people.
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In my experience,
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they're all bad people
when they owe money.
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Not the good ones.
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You really think there are just
good people and bad people?
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Two big buckets?
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Yes.
[laughs]
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It's none of my business.
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Life's too short
to be miserable.
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Oh, that reminds me.
How's your, um...
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how's your cancer going?
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Still terminal.
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It won't be long. [coughs]
I'm so sorry--
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I shouldn't have
brought that up.
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That's just... I-- Can I...?
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You know,
can I... can I help with...
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can I... can I help with it?
[scoffs]
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Can you cure cancer?
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Oh, I don't--
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No. I...
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No.
Then no.
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Okay, right. [sighs]
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[groans] Um...
I... I... I'm sorry,
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I... I didn't...
I didn't mean to.
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Look, look, it's... it's fine.
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I'm not offended.
All right.
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And even if I was,
I'm gonna be dead soon
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from the goddamn cancer.
Because of the cancer.
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[door opening]
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Um, I'll... I'll text you?
Yeah, uh, maybe. [chuckles]
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Bobshank: Did you say...
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a portal to hell?
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[footsteps receding]
[door opening, closing]
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[pensive music playing]
[sharpener whirring]
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[printer whirring, chiming]
[telephone ringing]
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[Dunn sings]
♪ David Pepperdine ♪
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♪ David Pepperdine, Pepperdine
Make you mine ♪
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♪ David Pepperdine
Make you mine! ♪
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David on phone: Hello?
Hello?
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Mr. Pepperdine?
David: Yeah.
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Hey, it's Dunn.
David: Again?
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I'm calling on behalf of--
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David: Didn't I already tell you
to fuck off?
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Yes! You sure did.
You told me that last week.
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[David sighs]
And looks like, uh...
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David: Dammit. This fucking--
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Pre... previous seven weeks
you said the same thing.
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You said, "Fuck you!"
And I was like... I was like,
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"No, but you owe
this money still."
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Yeah.
David: Fuck.
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Uh-huh, I'm following up
on those conversations,
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and just seeing
if you have that money...
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[David scoffs]
...that you owe.
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David: You're calling
from an L.A. area code?
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[ominous music playing]
What?
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David: I'm in LA.
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How's the weather?
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David: Are you honestly
dumb enough
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to use your personal phone?
What, are you freelance?
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I'm an independent contractor,
actually.
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Legally, I don't know.
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David: I'm a bad guy,
you understand?
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You live alone?
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Do I--
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[music builds]
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I don't have roommates.
David: Good.
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So, here's what's
gonna happen, Dunn.
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I'm gonna find you,
and I'm gonna fucking kill you.
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Now, I just Googled
your number,
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and here's
the first address that came up.
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Five Six Two Seven Magnolia--
[line cuts off]
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[music concluding]
[breathes deeply]
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[ominous music playing]
[laundry machines whirring]
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Anything new?
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Nah.
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Hey, you want my number?
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Why?
Oh, uh...
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in ca... in case you need help
with the...
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Oh!
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No, I'm not really a big texter.
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Right.
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[cell phone clattering]
[sighs]
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Why is this even happening?
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Why this laundromat?
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Why me?
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Should we figure it out?
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You wanna throw something in?
Yeah, yeah, I do.
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Do you have something?
Ed: Yeah.
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[ominous music builds]
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Dunn: Have you opened it yet?
God, no, I don't go near it.
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Dunn: What?
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You'll probably
be fine, Dunn. Go.
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Yeah, probably.
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Okay.
[metal creaking]
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[wood clacking]
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Fucking do it.
Okay, okay!
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[voices whispering,
screaming within portal]
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I don't think
we should throw anything in.
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Abort. Abort, abort, abort.
Yeah.
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[music builds]
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[distant screaming,
clamoring within portal]
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Ed: So, I think that, like,
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we sort of felt the portal out,
you know?
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Hmm. Yeah.
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Like, it... it knows
where we stand.
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We know where it stands. Yeah.
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Should we close it?
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That depends.
Are you fucking crazy?
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Well, we can't leave it open.
Someone could get hurt.
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I'm not going near it.
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00:13:36,884 --> 00:13:39,019
You're scared?
I'm not scared.
249
00:13:39,086 --> 00:13:39,953
Then go close it.
250
00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:40,954
Just go at it
from, like, the side.
251
00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:42,423
You go at it, like,
from the side.
252
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:43,792
You're the sideler.
I'm a what?
253
00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:44,793
Yeah, you're a sideler.
What is--
254
00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:46,327
You come up...
you come up on people's side.
255
00:13:46,427 --> 00:13:47,828
What is that?
Whatever.
256
00:13:50,898 --> 00:13:53,233
Is that a thing?
You're real, so it's real.
257
00:13:56,705 --> 00:13:57,772
I think
you should just go close it.
258
00:13:57,838 --> 00:13:58,906
I think you should
just go close it!
259
00:13:59,006 --> 00:14:00,542
Dunn: Just go close it.
Ed: You go close it!
260
00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:02,042
Dunn: Oh.
261
00:14:06,681 --> 00:14:09,350
I would have done it.
I know you would have.
262
00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:11,653
Ed, prelap:
Sorry, why are we doing this?
263
00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:14,088
Rules. Figure out
the Portal Rules.
264
00:14:14,188 --> 00:14:15,856
Ed: Why do we need
to know the rules?
265
00:14:15,923 --> 00:14:19,828
'Cause then we can figure out
why is there a portal to hell?
266
00:14:19,893 --> 00:14:22,530
What does it want?
And how to get rid of it?
267
00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:25,065
Oh, you... you wanna get rid
of it, right?
268
00:14:25,567 --> 00:14:27,234
[breathes deeply]
269
00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:29,036
I mean,
it hasn't done anything to me.
270
00:14:29,103 --> 00:14:30,538
Dunn: What about the people
doing laundry?
271
00:14:30,638 --> 00:14:31,639
The people doing--
272
00:14:33,808 --> 00:14:36,678
You think I could get fired?
Dunn: It's a portal to hell.
273
00:14:37,211 --> 00:14:40,481
Allegedly.
We don't know that for sure.
274
00:14:40,548 --> 00:14:42,851
I'm glad you brought that up.
'Cause we don't know, do we?
275
00:14:43,551 --> 00:14:45,185
It does kind of have
an orange glow.
276
00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:46,453
I think
if it was a portal to heaven,
277
00:14:46,554 --> 00:14:48,723
it would be, like,
more, like, blue, white...
278
00:14:49,591 --> 00:14:50,491
happy.
279
00:14:50,558 --> 00:14:52,594
The screams
are a big giveaway too.
280
00:14:52,694 --> 00:14:54,194
Could be screams of joy.
281
00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:55,963
Could be.
282
00:14:56,698 --> 00:15:00,668
But if it is a portal to hell,
and it does do something,
283
00:15:00,735 --> 00:15:02,504
I think we should figure out
these rules.
284
00:15:02,570 --> 00:15:03,872
Backup plan.
Dunn: Yeah.
285
00:15:03,937 --> 00:15:06,073
Love that.
Dunn: Okay, here's what we got.
286
00:15:06,674 --> 00:15:09,511
It's an "alleged"
portal to hell...
287
00:15:11,412 --> 00:15:14,047
and it could open on its own.
Ed: Mm-hmm.
288
00:15:17,418 --> 00:15:18,285
That's it?
289
00:15:18,452 --> 00:15:20,688
Dunn: Oh, yeah, for now.
What we don't know...
290
00:15:20,755 --> 00:15:22,557
Fuck.
...is it a one way?
291
00:15:22,624 --> 00:15:24,726
You know? Are things going in...
292
00:15:26,728 --> 00:15:29,296
[sighs]
...or is something coming out?
293
00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:32,065
[printer whirring]
[sharpener whirring]
294
00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:34,334
Automated voice on voicemail:
You have two saved messages.
295
00:15:34,435 --> 00:15:36,638
Message one.
Kevin on voicemail: Hey, bro!
296
00:15:36,738 --> 00:15:38,305
Okay, just had an idea
for the place.
297
00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:40,608
What if we got,
like, neon signs?
298
00:15:40,708 --> 00:15:41,643
Like, everywhere.
299
00:15:41,776 --> 00:15:43,110
Cause I've been watching
a ton of streamers,
300
00:15:43,177 --> 00:15:44,579
and they have them
all over their walls.
301
00:15:44,646 --> 00:15:47,749
It looks so sick,
because I've been thinking...
302
00:15:47,816 --> 00:15:48,716
I've been thinking, like,
303
00:15:48,783 --> 00:15:49,983
what if I started
streaming again?
304
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:53,320
You know, 'cause I... I... I...
I think it's like, you know,
305
00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:55,723
maybe that would be...
[inhales shakily]
306
00:15:55,790 --> 00:15:58,760
...something, you know,
for me to do, so, um...
307
00:15:58,827 --> 00:15:59,727
You know what?
308
00:15:59,894 --> 00:16:02,630
It's probably stupid,
or whatever, but, um...
309
00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:04,498
Uh, anyway,
I... I know you're busy,
310
00:16:04,599 --> 00:16:07,367
so, just, uh... just give me
a call back whenever,
311
00:16:07,468 --> 00:16:08,803
um, I'm around.
[inhales shakily]
312
00:16:08,903 --> 00:16:12,206
Kevin: So, love you. Okay. Bye.
[sobs]
313
00:16:12,306 --> 00:16:15,309
[metal door clanging]
[crickets chirping]
314
00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:19,614
[somber music playing]
315
00:16:44,706 --> 00:16:50,043
[ominous music playing]
[laundry machines whirring]
316
00:17:19,273 --> 00:17:26,079
[sings indistinctly, hums]
317
00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:29,082
[knocking]
[Ed gasps]
318
00:17:29,817 --> 00:17:32,654
[sighs] You do
a lot of laundry, man.
319
00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:34,989
Thanks.
That's not a--
320
00:17:35,890 --> 00:17:36,991
Yeah. Okay. What?
321
00:17:38,526 --> 00:17:39,527
Something came out.
322
00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:43,565
[groans]
323
00:17:50,237 --> 00:17:52,774
[gags] Okay.
324
00:17:53,875 --> 00:17:55,610
What is it?
It-- Sulfur.
325
00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:59,212
Definitely demonic.
Oh, definitely.
326
00:18:00,582 --> 00:18:05,152
[music intensifies]
327
00:18:15,095 --> 00:18:17,397
[music concluding]
328
00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:19,634
I think it's better
if I stay with the laundromat.
329
00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:24,072
Are you sure?
'Cause I'd feel a lot safer
330
00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:25,439
if you came with me right now.
I--
331
00:18:25,506 --> 00:18:27,341
Well, just in case
it returns, right?
332
00:18:27,441 --> 00:18:28,776
Protect the customers.
333
00:18:29,877 --> 00:18:30,745
Customers?
334
00:18:30,812 --> 00:18:33,146
I... I think
I'm the only one here, um...
335
00:18:33,748 --> 00:18:35,115
I mean, you never know, right?
336
00:18:35,182 --> 00:18:37,518
So...
Right. Uh, yeah, I just...
337
00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:40,922
I really prefer not to be alone,
you know?
338
00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:41,923
Okay.
339
00:18:43,658 --> 00:18:45,459
You'll be all right though.
Just go ahead, okay?
340
00:18:45,526 --> 00:18:47,095
Just go. Just go.
341
00:18:47,595 --> 00:18:49,530
You know,
I just don't think it's in here.
342
00:18:49,631 --> 00:18:52,499
Ed: I know. Mm-hmm.
I think it's out here, you know?
343
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:54,769
I think you're right.
Just go for it. You got it.
344
00:18:54,836 --> 00:18:56,504
Dunn: I just... I just--
I need your help.
345
00:18:56,604 --> 00:18:58,906
[mouths] Go.
[ominous music playing]
346
00:18:58,973 --> 00:19:00,808
Dunn: You're gonna s-- Okay.
347
00:19:01,643 --> 00:19:05,212
[crickets chirping]
348
00:19:08,516 --> 00:19:13,688
[siren wailing in the distance]
349
00:19:14,689 --> 00:19:20,028
[ominous music builds]
350
00:19:23,131 --> 00:19:25,867
[wood scraping]
351
00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:33,508
[metal clanging]
352
00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:44,552
[demon hums] Here we go.
[hums] Ooh! [vocalizes]
353
00:19:47,989 --> 00:19:51,358
[gasps] Oh, sugar fuck.
354
00:19:52,593 --> 00:19:56,998
[footsteps clomping]
355
00:20:00,968 --> 00:20:02,737
Are you from the portal to hell?
356
00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:06,373
Demon: What gave me away?
[chuckles]
357
00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:08,208
Um...
358
00:20:09,877 --> 00:20:10,812
how's--
359
00:20:11,913 --> 00:20:12,914
I'm Dunn.
360
00:20:14,148 --> 00:20:18,218
Demon: Okay.
No, no, my name... Dunn.
361
00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:21,622
Chip: Hi, I'm Chip.
362
00:20:25,993 --> 00:20:29,197
What's all this about, Chip?
Chip: What, you mean me?
363
00:20:29,764 --> 00:20:32,299
Or, uh, life in general?
364
00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:35,737
The portal.
Chip: Oh, the portal!
365
00:20:35,837 --> 00:20:38,606
Well, there's a man
who lives up the street,
366
00:20:38,706 --> 00:20:40,608
and soon he'll be dead.
367
00:20:41,576 --> 00:20:43,611
And you're gonna...?
Chip: Drag him to hell?
368
00:20:43,711 --> 00:20:44,912
Okay, right.
Chip: Sure.
369
00:20:45,012 --> 00:20:46,781
Yeah, literally. It's my job.
370
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,583
Wait.
Chip: What?
371
00:20:49,851 --> 00:20:52,854
It's not Mr. Bobshank, is it?
Chip: It is.
372
00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:55,022
That's who I'm here for.
How'd you know?
373
00:20:55,089 --> 00:20:58,092
He's the best guy ever.
Chip: I agree.
374
00:20:58,626 --> 00:21:00,128
Why is he going to hell?
375
00:21:00,795 --> 00:21:04,732
Well, he hurt someone bad,
and he knows it.
376
00:21:08,736 --> 00:21:10,037
Dunn: He's a good person.
377
00:21:12,774 --> 00:21:14,776
He smokes outside. He...
Chip: Nice.
378
00:21:15,576 --> 00:21:16,811
...has plants.
379
00:21:16,911 --> 00:21:18,646
Names all of them.
Chip: See? That's lovely.
380
00:21:18,746 --> 00:21:21,348
He said "hello" to me
four times, unprompted.
381
00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:23,151
Well, really, three.
382
00:21:23,251 --> 00:21:24,118
I think one time
he was just saying
383
00:21:24,218 --> 00:21:25,520
he was done
with something, but I...
384
00:21:26,154 --> 00:21:28,222
I still count it.
Chip: You should.
385
00:21:29,690 --> 00:21:31,424
He's full
of information and advice.
386
00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:33,995
He talks to me even though...
387
00:21:34,529 --> 00:21:36,063
Chip: He doesn't wanna.
I know he doesn't want to.
388
00:21:36,130 --> 00:21:37,330
Chip: He doesn't wanna.
389
00:21:38,331 --> 00:21:39,834
Dunn: He's tough
to crack, but...
390
00:21:41,602 --> 00:21:43,704
If it's not hard,
what's the point, you know?
391
00:21:44,539 --> 00:21:45,973
Chip: He owes a debt.
392
00:21:50,144 --> 00:21:51,478
Can I help him pay it?
393
00:21:52,914 --> 00:21:54,347
You wanna make a deal?
394
00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:01,923
Not really. [sighs] I--
395
00:22:02,557 --> 00:22:05,259
But, you know,
I don't wanna leave Mr. Bobshank
396
00:22:05,325 --> 00:22:06,194
high and dry.
397
00:22:06,694 --> 00:22:09,564
Chip: Tell you what.
Give me three souls. Three.
398
00:22:09,664 --> 00:22:10,531
Three...
399
00:22:11,866 --> 00:22:13,400
people?
Three souls,
400
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:17,104
or Bobshank will burn,
and the world will end.
401
00:22:17,171 --> 00:22:18,471
The world's gonna end too?
402
00:22:18,539 --> 00:22:19,740
Chip: If it makes you
feel better,
403
00:22:19,841 --> 00:22:24,178
sure, why not?
[footsteps clomping]
404
00:22:30,284 --> 00:22:33,688
Can they be bad people?
I don't give a shit.
405
00:22:34,222 --> 00:22:35,523
I defer to you.
406
00:22:37,959 --> 00:22:42,763
Actually, you know what?
You know that song that goes...
407
00:22:43,363 --> 00:22:46,067
[sings] ♪ La, la, la, whatever ♪
408
00:22:46,167 --> 00:22:48,970
[both singing]
♪ La, la, la, doesn't matter ♪
409
00:22:49,036 --> 00:22:53,541
♪ La, la, la, oh, well!
La, la, la ♪
410
00:22:53,608 --> 00:22:56,344
♪ We're going at it
Tonight, tonight! ♪
411
00:22:56,409 --> 00:23:01,381
Yeah, that one! Who sings that?
Dunn: Ah, shit. Who is that?
412
00:23:01,448 --> 00:23:03,918
[clicks tongue] Hot Chelle Rae.
Chip: Hot Chelle Rae!
413
00:23:04,018 --> 00:23:06,621
It's been stuck in my head.
It's fucking earworm.
414
00:23:06,721 --> 00:23:07,555
It's a banger.
415
00:23:07,655 --> 00:23:09,624
You throw any of those guys
in the portal,
416
00:23:09,724 --> 00:23:12,026
we're good.
Are they bad people?
417
00:23:12,093 --> 00:23:13,861
Chip: They're musicians.
So, yeah, probably.
418
00:23:13,928 --> 00:23:14,996
Right, okay.
419
00:23:19,267 --> 00:23:21,569
Hey Chip?
Chip: Yeah, Dunn?
420
00:23:22,203 --> 00:23:23,537
Why are you doing this?
421
00:23:25,239 --> 00:23:27,341
Giving Mr. Bobshank
a second chance?
422
00:23:27,942 --> 00:23:30,077
Eh, why not?
423
00:23:42,223 --> 00:23:47,427
[electric toothbrush whirring]
[laundry machines rumbling]
424
00:23:51,732 --> 00:23:54,635
[birds chirping]
425
00:24:06,479 --> 00:24:09,283
[door opening in the distance]
[notebook rustling]
426
00:24:09,383 --> 00:24:12,320
[traffic rumbling]
427
00:24:16,590 --> 00:24:19,126
Dunn.
What's up, Mr. Bobshank?
428
00:24:22,330 --> 00:24:23,331
You got, uh...
429
00:24:24,497 --> 00:24:26,167
something on your mind?
No.
430
00:24:28,669 --> 00:24:29,537
Great.
431
00:24:33,473 --> 00:24:35,009
Hey, you think it's okay to...
432
00:24:35,943 --> 00:24:37,945
do something bad...
433
00:24:39,180 --> 00:24:41,415
to help someone... good?
434
00:24:43,117 --> 00:24:45,553
Ah, Jesus. [spits]
435
00:24:47,321 --> 00:24:48,189
Look...
436
00:24:48,856 --> 00:24:51,325
depends on how good
the person is.
437
00:24:52,093 --> 00:24:52,994
The best.
438
00:24:53,995 --> 00:24:56,197
Bobshank: How bad the bad is?
The worst.
439
00:24:57,465 --> 00:25:00,334
Does this have anything to do
with that portal to hell?
440
00:25:02,470 --> 00:25:06,707
Uh, you... you want my advice?
More... more than anything? Yes.
441
00:25:07,341 --> 00:25:08,976
Find another laundromat.
442
00:25:09,844 --> 00:25:11,045
I like that laundromat.
443
00:25:14,648 --> 00:25:17,351
Let me tell you something
that my dad told me.
444
00:25:17,451 --> 00:25:19,120
Words to live by.
445
00:25:20,021 --> 00:25:22,590
Sounds really deep.
[laughs]
446
00:25:23,524 --> 00:25:25,393
"Watch your own dick, son."
447
00:25:28,596 --> 00:25:31,766
[chuckles] Sorry, what?
Bobshank: "Watch your own dick."
448
00:25:31,866 --> 00:25:33,367
Don't worry about
your neighbor's dick,
449
00:25:33,467 --> 00:25:35,002
what the guy over there
is doing.
450
00:25:35,069 --> 00:25:37,204
We all got our own dick
to worry about.
451
00:25:37,304 --> 00:25:39,540
Ladies got their own dicks
to worry about.
452
00:25:39,607 --> 00:25:42,009
You can't go around trying
to save everybody else's dick,
453
00:25:42,076 --> 00:25:44,311
poking your dick
into other dick's business.
454
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:49,216
What if...
what if someone's dick
455
00:25:50,251 --> 00:25:51,152
is in trouble?
456
00:25:52,686 --> 00:25:54,922
Did they ask you for help?
Dunn: No.
457
00:25:55,489 --> 00:25:56,924
Then watch your own dick.
458
00:25:57,691 --> 00:26:00,529
What if... what if someone's...
what if someone's dick...
459
00:26:01,162 --> 00:26:02,531
doesn't know it needs help?
460
00:26:05,399 --> 00:26:09,603
Are you talking about me?
What? No, no.
461
00:26:11,906 --> 00:26:13,741
You sure?
'Cause I swear to fucking God
462
00:26:13,808 --> 00:26:14,708
it sounds like
you're talking about me.
463
00:26:14,909 --> 00:26:15,810
Dunn: I'm not talking about you.
Well, if it is me--
464
00:26:15,910 --> 00:26:16,777
Dunn: It's not you.
If it is me--
465
00:26:16,877 --> 00:26:17,745
Dunn: It's not you.
466
00:26:18,012 --> 00:26:19,880
You watch your own dick!
It's not-- Okay, yeah, got it.
467
00:26:20,515 --> 00:26:22,083
God dammit.
It's not you.
468
00:26:24,752 --> 00:26:27,988
Watch your own dick!
Oh, God, he's so...
469
00:26:28,889 --> 00:26:35,362
[tense music playing, builds]
[traffic rumbling]
470
00:26:41,570 --> 00:26:42,736
Dunn, prelap: I'm sorry.
471
00:26:43,737 --> 00:26:44,839
I really am.
472
00:26:45,973 --> 00:26:47,374
I can't kill people.
473
00:26:49,210 --> 00:26:50,911
Not even for Mr. Bobshank.
474
00:26:51,779 --> 00:26:55,149
[sighs]
I'm just not a bad person.
475
00:26:57,552 --> 00:26:59,220
You know, I work
in the debt business.
476
00:26:59,286 --> 00:27:01,021
I would imagine it's similar.
477
00:27:01,922 --> 00:27:04,593
And, uh, I'm my own boss.
478
00:27:06,026 --> 00:27:08,262
Not really. But, you know,
479
00:27:08,329 --> 00:27:10,297
sometimes we get
bad information,
480
00:27:10,397 --> 00:27:13,033
and maybe that's what this is.
Maybe it's a mistake.
481
00:27:13,134 --> 00:27:14,869
Man: Dunn?
One sec.
482
00:27:14,969 --> 00:27:17,805
[strains] Yeah.
That's me. What's up?
483
00:27:18,607 --> 00:27:20,575
David: David.
Hey, David.
484
00:27:22,977 --> 00:27:24,278
David Pepperdine.
485
00:27:24,345 --> 00:27:27,314
David Pepperdine?
What are you doing here?
486
00:27:27,848 --> 00:27:29,650
I came here to fuck you up.
487
00:27:30,484 --> 00:27:33,721
Please don't. [chuckles]
[laundry machine opening]
488
00:27:33,821 --> 00:27:39,827
[indistinct chanting
over portal]
489
00:27:40,529 --> 00:27:43,330
Um, it's not safe for you here.
490
00:27:43,430 --> 00:27:45,600
What... what is that?
Dunn: We should get out of here.
491
00:27:45,666 --> 00:27:46,734
David: What are you doing?
492
00:27:46,834 --> 00:27:49,303
Uh, uh, nothing,
but we... we should go.
493
00:27:49,370 --> 00:27:52,039
I ain't going nowhere, man.
Let's go someplace safe,
494
00:27:52,139 --> 00:27:53,741
and go over
your repayment options.
495
00:27:54,509 --> 00:27:56,377
[both grunt]
496
00:27:56,477 --> 00:27:57,646
[David screams]
No!
497
00:27:57,711 --> 00:27:58,812
[burning sizzle]
498
00:27:58,879 --> 00:28:00,147
David: Oh, God, it hurts!
499
00:28:00,214 --> 00:28:01,715
David!
David: It hurts!
500
00:28:01,815 --> 00:28:03,518
Hold on, Mr. Pepperdine!
David: Oh, dear God!
501
00:28:03,618 --> 00:28:07,721
[strains, grunts]
[David screams]
502
00:28:07,788 --> 00:28:13,694
[voices screaming, howling
over portal]
503
00:28:32,581 --> 00:28:38,653
[voices chanting, echoing]
His leg...
504
00:28:43,390 --> 00:28:46,595
[chanting intensifies, fades]
[fire sizzling]
505
00:28:55,936 --> 00:29:02,142
[muffled screaming, howling
over portal]
506
00:29:03,811 --> 00:29:10,719
[tense music playing, builds]
507
00:30:04,204 --> 00:30:05,439
[soap bar clattering]
508
00:30:34,868 --> 00:30:35,836
[lighter clicking]
509
00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:41,075
I don't know, I...
510
00:30:42,876 --> 00:30:44,211
I just feel better.
511
00:30:44,912 --> 00:30:47,481
Like, the... the cancer
is eating away at you
512
00:30:47,549 --> 00:30:49,450
less quickly.
Hmm.
513
00:30:50,317 --> 00:30:52,920
Fuck. I... I'm sorry.
514
00:30:54,355 --> 00:30:55,189
I shouldn't have brought--
515
00:30:55,322 --> 00:30:57,324
Uh, look. look,
it's... it's okay, it's okay.
516
00:30:57,391 --> 00:31:00,060
It... it is like the...
517
00:31:01,161 --> 00:31:03,163
Like, "The cancer
is eating away at me
518
00:31:03,230 --> 00:31:07,535
less quickly." [laughs]
[chuckles] That's great.
519
00:31:09,537 --> 00:31:11,573
About your cancer.
Um...
520
00:31:14,007 --> 00:31:15,409
did anything happen to you?
521
00:31:17,679 --> 00:31:19,179
Lot of things happen to me.
522
00:31:20,414 --> 00:31:21,516
I mean... [hesitates]
523
00:31:24,284 --> 00:31:25,687
Are you all there?
524
00:31:41,870 --> 00:31:43,538
[pensive music playing]
525
00:31:43,605 --> 00:31:45,105
[printer whirring]
[sharpener whirring]
526
00:31:45,205 --> 00:31:46,741
Dunn: If I can put you
on this payment plan.
527
00:31:46,841 --> 00:31:48,942
Twelve months, no interest.
528
00:31:50,110 --> 00:31:51,746
It's gonna be cheaper
in the long run.
529
00:31:51,846 --> 00:31:53,981
Caller on phone: Um...
I promise you that.
530
00:31:54,081 --> 00:31:55,416
Caller: Okay. Yeah.
531
00:31:55,517 --> 00:31:56,551
Let's do it.
Yeah?
532
00:31:56,618 --> 00:31:58,318
Caller: Yeah.
If it's gonna save me money.
533
00:31:58,419 --> 00:31:59,286
Okay, great.
534
00:31:59,386 --> 00:32:00,789
I'll email you right now.
Caller: Okay.
535
00:32:00,889 --> 00:32:01,955
Thank you.
Caller: Yup.
536
00:32:02,055 --> 00:32:03,691
You too.
[line cuts off]
537
00:32:13,568 --> 00:32:16,604
[cell phone ringing]
538
00:32:28,482 --> 00:32:29,416
[cell phone clicking]
539
00:32:31,452 --> 00:32:32,620
[sighs]
540
00:32:35,022 --> 00:32:40,294
[breathes deeply]
[cell phone ringing]
541
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:44,264
[pensive music playing]
542
00:32:52,272 --> 00:32:53,140
[cell phone clicking]
543
00:32:55,108 --> 00:32:55,976
Dunn: Hello.
544
00:32:56,210 --> 00:32:58,445
Man on phone: Hello? Can--
Fuck. Can you hear...?
545
00:32:58,513 --> 00:33:00,113
Hello?
[man sighs] Fuck.
546
00:33:00,180 --> 00:33:02,182
Come on! Oh!
Oh, there you are, I gotcha!
547
00:33:02,282 --> 00:33:04,686
Can you hear me?
David Pepperdine?
548
00:33:04,786 --> 00:33:06,386
Chip: No, it's Chip, man.
549
00:33:06,487 --> 00:33:07,856
We met in the alley
the other night.
550
00:33:07,956 --> 00:33:09,456
The... the demon?
You wanna talk to David?
551
00:33:09,524 --> 00:33:11,391
No, no,
I don't wanna talk to David.
552
00:33:11,492 --> 00:33:12,527
Chip: No talk to David.
553
00:33:12,627 --> 00:33:13,695
Here, I'll put him on.
No, please don't put him on.
554
00:33:13,795 --> 00:33:16,163
[David screaming on phone]
Please! Make it stop!
555
00:33:16,230 --> 00:33:17,765
[Chip chuckles]
No, he'll be fine,
556
00:33:17,832 --> 00:33:19,166
he'll be fine.
What do you want?
557
00:33:19,667 --> 00:33:21,368
Chip: Well, in the long term?
Two more souls.
558
00:33:21,468 --> 00:33:22,402
Was that not clear?
559
00:33:22,504 --> 00:33:25,072
I'm just calling
to say congratulations.
560
00:33:25,172 --> 00:33:27,509
For what?
Chip: Killing Davey.
561
00:33:28,475 --> 00:33:29,476
I didn't think
you had it in you.
562
00:33:29,711 --> 00:33:31,646
I saw... I saw you... I saw--
Like, "This is a good guy."
563
00:33:31,713 --> 00:33:34,314
"Definitely not a murderer."
That was a big misread.
564
00:33:34,381 --> 00:33:35,817
I'm not a bad guy.
565
00:33:35,884 --> 00:33:38,218
Chip: It's fine, buddy.
We're demons.
566
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:40,187
You don't have to lie,
not to me.
567
00:33:40,254 --> 00:33:42,222
I'm proud of you.
One down, two to go.
568
00:33:44,057 --> 00:33:47,027
It was an accident.
Chip: Accident, shma-ccident.
569
00:33:47,094 --> 00:33:49,396
Look, I mean, once you do one,
you know?
570
00:33:49,496 --> 00:33:51,064
Look, it makes
no difference to us
571
00:33:51,164 --> 00:33:52,065
after the first one.
572
00:33:52,165 --> 00:33:54,067
It's kind of like
losing your virginity.
573
00:33:54,167 --> 00:33:57,337
You might as well go nuts.
Sounds great.
574
00:33:57,839 --> 00:33:59,439
We'll follow up with you
next week.
575
00:33:59,541 --> 00:34:01,676
Chip: All right.
[line cuts off]
576
00:34:02,376 --> 00:34:06,280
[laundry machines rumbling]
Dunn: Oh, my God. What...
577
00:34:07,414 --> 00:34:08,816
What happened?
Ed: I don't know.
578
00:34:08,883 --> 00:34:10,284
I haven't checked
the cameras yet.
579
00:34:10,384 --> 00:34:12,185
[fire whooshing]
[groans]
580
00:34:12,252 --> 00:34:15,823
This portal was fun at first,
but... fuck.
581
00:34:15,890 --> 00:34:19,594
Sorry. [chuckles] Cameras?
Yeah.
582
00:34:22,730 --> 00:34:23,865
Dunn: That's amazing.
583
00:34:24,999 --> 00:34:27,001
'Cause then you'll know
exactly what happened.
584
00:34:28,703 --> 00:34:29,604
Yeah.
585
00:34:30,437 --> 00:34:34,141
I'll check the security feed
once I'm done,
586
00:34:34,241 --> 00:34:35,777
and just depending
what's on there,
587
00:34:35,877 --> 00:34:39,313
I will call the cops.
You haven't called them yet?
588
00:34:39,948 --> 00:34:43,150
I can't get shut down, man!
Are we even sure this is blood?
589
00:34:43,250 --> 00:34:44,217
Tough to tell.
590
00:34:46,721 --> 00:34:48,188
What are you...
what are you doing?
591
00:34:48,288 --> 00:34:49,156
Nothing.
592
00:34:51,491 --> 00:34:54,261
You gonna try
to push me into the portal--
593
00:34:54,328 --> 00:34:56,564
You just did it again!
Okay.
594
00:34:56,631 --> 00:34:59,232
Um... Uh, no, I wouldn't.
595
00:35:06,708 --> 00:35:07,976
What the fuck, man?
596
00:35:08,076 --> 00:35:10,044
Okay, okay.
You're right, you're right.
597
00:35:10,110 --> 00:35:11,478
Okay, listen, listen, listen.
Fuck!
598
00:35:11,579 --> 00:35:12,647
Uh, no, no, no. Okay.
599
00:35:13,413 --> 00:35:14,882
Can we just please
go somewhere to talk?
600
00:35:14,949 --> 00:35:16,050
Ed: Sure.
Okay.
601
00:35:16,116 --> 00:35:18,620
Just stop trying to push me
into the portal to hell.
602
00:35:19,821 --> 00:35:20,755
I wasn't.
603
00:35:23,057 --> 00:35:25,593
Ed: Three people.
Three.
604
00:35:26,259 --> 00:35:28,896
Or one of the members
of the band, Hot Chelle Rae.
605
00:35:29,463 --> 00:35:31,933
Oh. Who are you trying to save?
606
00:35:32,499 --> 00:35:35,135
Just my neighbor with cancer
and the whole planet.
607
00:35:35,202 --> 00:35:36,203
Mr. Bobshank?
608
00:35:36,303 --> 00:35:39,073
Dunn: You know Mr. Bobshank?
Oh, yeah.
609
00:35:40,140 --> 00:35:41,976
Yeah, he does laundry
on Thursdays.
610
00:35:42,076 --> 00:35:43,477
Thursdays?
611
00:35:43,544 --> 00:35:45,145
Ed: He was, like,
a big businessman
612
00:35:45,212 --> 00:35:46,114
back in the day.
613
00:35:46,246 --> 00:35:48,016
And he gave all his money
to charity, and...
614
00:35:48,816 --> 00:35:51,318
I don't know. He's the best.
Dunn: He is the best.
615
00:35:51,385 --> 00:35:53,353
So, makes sense.
616
00:35:55,523 --> 00:35:57,025
But, you know...
617
00:35:58,291 --> 00:35:59,292
I don't know
where I'm gonna find
618
00:35:59,359 --> 00:36:01,294
two more bad people
to throw into the portal.
619
00:36:01,361 --> 00:36:03,965
Everyone in Los Angeles
has been so nice and genuine.
620
00:36:07,135 --> 00:36:08,970
Why don't you have them
come to you?
621
00:36:09,037 --> 00:36:11,005
What do you mean?
Yeah.
622
00:36:13,641 --> 00:36:14,676
Catch a predator.
623
00:36:15,843 --> 00:36:18,680
Post some shit.
See what monster turns up.
624
00:36:19,514 --> 00:36:20,515
That's really smart.
625
00:36:21,649 --> 00:36:22,850
Right?
Like really smart.
626
00:36:22,950 --> 00:36:24,018
Yeah.
Yeah.
627
00:36:27,254 --> 00:36:28,156
Hey.
628
00:36:29,824 --> 00:36:31,659
"Why don't you take a seat
right over here?"
629
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:34,729
[chuckles]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
630
00:36:34,829 --> 00:36:37,799
Uh... "Oh, hey, how ya doin'?
Uh, why don't you take a seat?"
631
00:36:37,865 --> 00:36:39,366
"Um, hey,
why don't you take a seat
632
00:36:39,433 --> 00:36:41,401
right over here?"
"Got you a stool right here."
633
00:36:41,501 --> 00:36:42,970
"Take a seat."
"Take a seat."
634
00:36:43,037 --> 00:36:44,138
Dunn: "Just take a seat."
635
00:36:44,204 --> 00:36:46,007
"Take a seat right over here."
"Take a seat."
636
00:36:46,507 --> 00:36:47,909
"Take a seat,
take a seat, take a seat."
637
00:36:48,009 --> 00:36:49,376
Dude, that's such a good idea.
638
00:36:50,611 --> 00:36:51,512
[munches]
639
00:36:55,415 --> 00:36:56,751
Dunn: "Why don't you
take a seat?"
640
00:36:58,418 --> 00:37:01,055
You done?
[motorcycle engine approaching]
641
00:37:07,695 --> 00:37:10,865
[groans] Starving.
[ominous music playing]
642
00:37:14,936 --> 00:37:15,903
Sup, bud?
643
00:37:17,705 --> 00:37:18,706
You, uh...
644
00:37:20,208 --> 00:37:21,776
you wanna buy some coke?
645
00:37:24,846 --> 00:37:28,783
Nope. [slurps]
[chuckles] You cool?
646
00:37:32,053 --> 00:37:32,920
I think so.
647
00:37:33,420 --> 00:37:36,323
I think you're pretty cool too,
so, uh...
648
00:37:39,426 --> 00:37:42,196
here's my card
in case you change your mind.
649
00:37:50,738 --> 00:37:51,906
Hey, tell them
you wanna have sex.
650
00:37:51,973 --> 00:37:53,141
Yeah. That's it-- Work.
Well-- That's what.
651
00:37:53,241 --> 00:37:54,474
Watch this.
Yeah.
652
00:37:54,575 --> 00:37:55,743
[clears throat]
653
00:37:55,810 --> 00:37:59,647
[keyboard clacking]
"Bring... flowers."
654
00:38:00,214 --> 00:38:04,619
"I'm... classy."
[groans]
655
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:07,989
That's really good
but really gross.
656
00:38:08,089 --> 00:38:09,090
[computer chimes]
657
00:38:09,157 --> 00:38:12,093
Oh, looks like
we got a little nibble.
658
00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:13,661
That fast? Who is it?
659
00:38:13,761 --> 00:38:16,329
VadgeBadger69.
Dunn: Vadge Badger.
660
00:38:16,429 --> 00:38:18,065
[groans] Gross.
Ed: Real sicko.
661
00:38:18,533 --> 00:38:20,234
Sending our exact address.
662
00:38:21,769 --> 00:38:24,605
[keyboard clacking]
663
00:38:25,940 --> 00:38:28,676
[exhales, sighs]
664
00:38:30,778 --> 00:38:31,712
Okay.
665
00:38:32,246 --> 00:38:34,347
[laundry machines rumbling]
[crickets chirping]
666
00:38:34,447 --> 00:38:37,084
Hey, do you ever get,
um, lonely?
667
00:38:40,521 --> 00:38:42,924
No.
Yeah.
668
00:38:44,258 --> 00:38:45,293
I don't either.
669
00:38:49,564 --> 00:38:51,632
You, um... [clears throat]
670
00:38:53,034 --> 00:38:54,268
...you like that girl?
671
00:38:55,703 --> 00:38:58,139
Which girl?
[chuckles]
672
00:38:59,740 --> 00:39:01,374
The girl with the hair.
673
00:39:02,510 --> 00:39:04,979
And I think she does laundry
on Tuesdays.
674
00:39:05,478 --> 00:39:08,549
She seems kind of sad.
675
00:39:09,684 --> 00:39:11,052
The woman from 2B?
676
00:39:12,587 --> 00:39:15,122
Morgan.
Morgan.
677
00:39:17,692 --> 00:39:19,359
Why do you think she seems sad?
678
00:39:19,894 --> 00:39:23,998
[laundry machine opening]
Ed: Oh, shit.
679
00:39:25,700 --> 00:39:26,567
He's here.
680
00:39:26,667 --> 00:39:29,971
[indistinct chanting
over portal]
681
00:39:30,037 --> 00:39:33,040
Oh, shit. I think it's a woman.
682
00:39:34,374 --> 00:39:36,611
Can confirm. It's a woman.
683
00:39:38,246 --> 00:39:40,314
Vadge Badger makes
a lot more sense now.
684
00:39:40,380 --> 00:39:41,249
Yeah.
685
00:39:42,250 --> 00:39:43,684
Are we, uh...?
686
00:39:45,052 --> 00:39:47,188
I think so.
No, I... I don't think so.
687
00:39:47,255 --> 00:39:49,190
I think we have to abort.
What? Why?
688
00:39:49,257 --> 00:39:51,759
Because it's a woman.
We can't kill her.
689
00:39:51,859 --> 00:39:54,161
Honestly, man,
I think it's more sexist
690
00:39:54,228 --> 00:39:56,797
if we don't shove her
into the portal to hell.
691
00:39:56,898 --> 00:39:57,899
I don't know.
692
00:39:58,599 --> 00:40:00,935
Would you kill a male pedophile?
693
00:40:01,035 --> 00:40:02,703
Okay, right.
Okay.
694
00:40:02,770 --> 00:40:04,005
If we kill a male pedo,
695
00:40:04,071 --> 00:40:05,640
it's only fair
we kill a female pedo.
696
00:40:05,740 --> 00:40:08,209
Equality and stuff, you know?
697
00:40:08,276 --> 00:40:11,646
Yeah, equality, right.
She's gotta die.
698
00:40:12,479 --> 00:40:13,547
[door opening]
[bell dinging]
699
00:40:13,614 --> 00:40:15,716
Okay, I'm gonna get
into position.
700
00:40:16,951 --> 00:40:19,086
Okay.
Don't forget to say it.
701
00:40:20,955 --> 00:40:23,958
Oh, no.
I'm... I'm not gonna say--
702
00:40:24,058 --> 00:40:26,961
[voices chanting, groaning
over portal]
703
00:40:27,061 --> 00:40:30,131
[tense music playing]
704
00:40:30,231 --> 00:40:32,233
[electronic fizzing]
705
00:40:34,368 --> 00:40:37,371
[slurps]
706
00:40:46,414 --> 00:40:51,118
[music builds]
707
00:40:52,653 --> 00:40:54,487
Who are you?
Dunn: I'm Dunn.
708
00:40:55,389 --> 00:40:58,759
Okay.
What are you doing here, Dunn?
709
00:40:59,427 --> 00:41:02,495
Dunn: What are you doing here,
VadgeBadger69?
710
00:41:02,596 --> 00:41:03,496
What the fuck!
711
00:41:04,265 --> 00:41:06,133
What... what the fuck
is going on here?
712
00:41:06,233 --> 00:41:08,602
And... and what is wrong
with that dryer?
713
00:41:08,669 --> 00:41:11,172
That's... that's not normal.
Fuck.
714
00:41:12,239 --> 00:41:15,242
Why don't you just take a seat?
What? [gasps]
715
00:41:15,710 --> 00:41:21,115
[screams]
[screams, grunts]
716
00:41:21,649 --> 00:41:23,718
[indistinct chanting
over portal]
717
00:41:23,818 --> 00:41:26,287
[Daphne grunts]
[grunts, pants]
718
00:41:26,354 --> 00:41:28,322
[both grunt]
719
00:41:29,457 --> 00:41:32,492
[pencil tapping]
720
00:41:33,728 --> 00:41:35,730
[tapping grows faster]
721
00:41:35,830 --> 00:41:41,535
[muffled screaming, chanting]
[Ed grunts, pants]
722
00:41:45,639 --> 00:41:49,276
[Daphne screams, muffled]
[pants]
723
00:41:49,343 --> 00:41:50,211
Yeah.
724
00:41:51,345 --> 00:41:52,213
Up here.
725
00:41:55,483 --> 00:41:56,550
Yeah.
726
00:41:57,651 --> 00:41:58,519
That was crazy.
727
00:41:58,586 --> 00:42:00,588
Um, I do need to apologize...
[chuckles]
728
00:42:00,688 --> 00:42:01,722
...about earlier.
729
00:42:01,822 --> 00:42:04,592
I hesitated, you know,
and that's just...
730
00:42:04,692 --> 00:42:08,062
Nobody dislikes sexism
as much as I do, okay?
731
00:42:08,162 --> 00:42:09,463
Just-- Don't worry about it.
I just want you to--
732
00:42:09,530 --> 00:42:10,698
You know we all make mistakes.
733
00:42:10,765 --> 00:42:13,934
Okay. Good. Good.
[breathes heavily]
734
00:42:15,703 --> 00:42:16,904
What do we do now?
735
00:42:17,506 --> 00:42:22,410
[dramatic music playing]
736
00:42:45,332 --> 00:42:46,200
Man.
Yeah.
737
00:42:46,267 --> 00:42:48,069
And then... and then, I said it.
Shit.
738
00:42:48,169 --> 00:42:49,637
I said, "You heard me, right?"
You were like-- You were--
739
00:42:49,737 --> 00:42:50,871
"Is that why you went?"
Oh, yeah, you were like...
740
00:42:50,938 --> 00:42:52,640
[roars] And then I--
I was like... I was like,
741
00:42:52,740 --> 00:42:53,641
"Would you take a seat?"
"You take a seat."
742
00:42:53,741 --> 00:42:55,643
And then you were like...
"Whoosh!"
743
00:42:55,743 --> 00:42:57,812
And then she went... Yeah!
Boom! Right in there.
744
00:42:57,912 --> 00:42:59,747
Oh, that was like--
That was so crazy!
745
00:42:59,814 --> 00:43:02,349
Take it! Really crazy!
[sighs]
746
00:43:02,883 --> 00:43:06,187
You wanna grab a beer?
Oh, no, man.
747
00:43:09,223 --> 00:43:11,092
'Cause I...
because I feel like I should...
748
00:43:11,192 --> 00:43:12,760
'cause I feel like I should
maybe go back in there,
749
00:43:12,827 --> 00:43:15,596
and... and just clean up
the evidence, I think.
750
00:43:15,663 --> 00:43:16,565
Are you sure?
751
00:43:16,630 --> 00:43:18,799
'Cause that one
was really clean.
752
00:43:18,899 --> 00:43:20,201
There's, like, nothing in there.
Yeah.
753
00:43:20,267 --> 00:43:21,435
It's pretty clean,
but I feel like
754
00:43:21,536 --> 00:43:23,437
just better be safe than sorry,
you know what I mean?
755
00:43:23,538 --> 00:43:25,639
Yeah, okay. Okay. Sure.
756
00:43:26,207 --> 00:43:28,442
That's fine.
Anyway... Yeah.
757
00:43:29,777 --> 00:43:30,778
[sighs]
758
00:43:35,483 --> 00:43:36,817
[Dunn sniffles, exhales]
759
00:43:38,486 --> 00:43:39,854
Whoo!
760
00:43:40,555 --> 00:43:43,691
Chip on phone: No, no, no, man,
I saw it, it was crazy!
761
00:43:43,791 --> 00:43:46,994
Ed is really cool.
Chip: Yeah, she's all right.
762
00:43:47,761 --> 00:43:50,297
Hey, you wanna talk to Daphne?
763
00:43:51,398 --> 00:43:52,266
Who's Daphne?
764
00:43:52,500 --> 00:43:55,803
Chip: VadgeBadger69.
[chuckles] Oh. No way, man.
765
00:43:56,437 --> 00:43:59,640
I'm not a big pedophile fan.
Chip: No, she's not a pedophile.
766
00:44:05,779 --> 00:44:07,114
What... what'd you say?
767
00:44:07,681 --> 00:44:09,783
Chip: I mean,
she liked them young, for sure,
768
00:44:09,850 --> 00:44:11,620
but she never went
the distance, you know?
769
00:44:11,685 --> 00:44:13,454
Tonight would have been
her first.
770
00:44:13,522 --> 00:44:16,991
[pensive music playing]
771
00:44:20,294 --> 00:44:21,695
But she would have done it?
772
00:44:22,730 --> 00:44:24,798
Chip: Well, probably, yeah.
Or, uh...
773
00:44:25,332 --> 00:44:26,901
or she would have looked
that kid in the eye,
774
00:44:27,001 --> 00:44:30,371
got the help she needed,
and turned her life around,
775
00:44:30,471 --> 00:44:32,541
then helped others
to do the same!
776
00:44:32,641 --> 00:44:34,375
Saved countless kids!
777
00:44:34,475 --> 00:44:36,310
Some people need to go
right up to the edge
778
00:44:36,377 --> 00:44:37,612
before they can change.
779
00:44:37,678 --> 00:44:40,549
Definitely would have done
one of the two options.
780
00:44:40,649 --> 00:44:42,316
Telling you, 50/50.
781
00:44:43,284 --> 00:44:47,755
[breathes heavily]
Oh, Je... oh, Jesus.
782
00:44:47,855 --> 00:44:49,857
Chip: Yeah, she probably
would have done it, man.
783
00:44:49,924 --> 00:44:51,992
She definitely would have--
Don't you worry about it!
784
00:44:52,059 --> 00:44:53,460
She's a total pedo!
785
00:44:53,528 --> 00:44:55,329
Yeah.
Chip: She's gross.
786
00:44:55,829 --> 00:44:57,398
Okay.
Chip: Yeah. She's gross, right?
787
00:44:57,498 --> 00:44:59,366
Yeah.
Chip: Yeah.
788
00:44:59,466 --> 00:45:00,701
Yeah, yeah.
789
00:45:00,768 --> 00:45:01,936
Chip: Yeah she would have.
Yeah, yeah.
790
00:45:02,036 --> 00:45:03,837
She would have done it.
Chip: Yeah.
791
00:45:05,372 --> 00:45:06,541
[exhales]
792
00:45:12,846 --> 00:45:15,416
You still there?
Chip: Yeah, I'm still here.
793
00:45:18,485 --> 00:45:20,921
Hey, Chip?
Chip: Yeah.
794
00:45:21,690 --> 00:45:23,157
What do you want?
795
00:45:23,257 --> 00:45:25,226
Chip: I want you
to get a third soul!
796
00:45:25,326 --> 00:45:26,860
No, I mean, like...
797
00:45:29,396 --> 00:45:31,265
I mean,
I'm sure you've got portals
798
00:45:31,365 --> 00:45:33,535
all over, right? But...
799
00:45:35,135 --> 00:45:36,270
what do you want?
800
00:45:37,438 --> 00:45:41,775
Chip: What do you want, Dunn?
To save Mr. Bobshank.
801
00:45:41,875 --> 00:45:43,944
Chip: No, no, no, I mean you.
802
00:45:44,713 --> 00:45:49,116
Once Mr. Bobshank is saved,
what do you actually want?
803
00:46:01,962 --> 00:46:04,999
[somber music playing]
I lost someone.
804
00:46:06,534 --> 00:46:07,636
Chip: I know.
805
00:46:08,570 --> 00:46:11,539
Someone close.
Chip: Yeah.
806
00:46:13,073 --> 00:46:14,074
I never really...
807
00:46:14,576 --> 00:46:16,176
[Bobshank, muffled]
Hey! Shut the fuck up!
808
00:46:16,277 --> 00:46:19,013
Sorry, Mr. Bobshank!
Chip: Sorry, Mr. Bobshank.
809
00:46:19,113 --> 00:46:20,281
Tell him I'm sorry.
810
00:46:20,381 --> 00:46:22,416
Yeah, I gotta go.
Chip: Yeah, I gotta go too.
811
00:46:22,483 --> 00:46:23,384
Yeah, me, too.
Chip: All right.
812
00:46:23,450 --> 00:46:25,085
I'll talk to you.
Yeah. Later.
813
00:46:29,490 --> 00:46:33,327
[Bobshank hums] Hey.
814
00:46:35,296 --> 00:46:37,398
[breathes heavily]
You all right, kid?
815
00:46:37,464 --> 00:46:38,633
Yeah. It's--
816
00:46:39,433 --> 00:46:41,502
[clears throat]
Sorry, I was just thinking about
817
00:46:41,603 --> 00:46:42,637
my dead brother.
818
00:46:43,672 --> 00:46:44,572
Oh.
819
00:46:45,573 --> 00:46:47,308
Well...
No, it's...
820
00:46:47,408 --> 00:46:48,342
Fuck.
821
00:46:48,876 --> 00:46:50,044
It's fine. We--
822
00:46:50,144 --> 00:46:51,412
I shouldn't have
brought that up.
823
00:46:51,478 --> 00:46:53,314
No, um...
[sniffles]
824
00:46:53,414 --> 00:46:55,416
Uh, you just came out
with it, huh?
825
00:46:56,483 --> 00:46:58,452
We don't have
to talk about it. It's...
826
00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:00,954
[grunts] It... it's just, uh...
827
00:47:02,156 --> 00:47:04,425
I'm sorry. I'm so-- [sobs]
It's... it's 8:00 a.m.?
828
00:47:04,491 --> 00:47:05,527
You're right, I'm sorry.
829
00:47:07,861 --> 00:47:10,030
He killed himself.
Jesus Christ.
830
00:47:10,130 --> 00:47:11,065
Yeah, sorry.
831
00:47:11,165 --> 00:47:13,635
[breathes deeply]
Listen...
832
00:47:14,636 --> 00:47:16,203
do you think he's in hell?
833
00:47:17,505 --> 00:47:18,540
I mean, um...
834
00:47:21,008 --> 00:47:23,511
Good people make
bad decisions, you know?
835
00:47:23,611 --> 00:47:24,713
[sighs] That's not...
836
00:47:26,980 --> 00:47:29,784
Look, I... I... I know
what you think, but...
837
00:47:30,819 --> 00:47:32,186
morality is...
838
00:47:33,220 --> 00:47:34,254
just a push.
839
00:47:35,322 --> 00:47:37,458
What does that even mean?
[chuckles]
840
00:47:37,525 --> 00:47:40,060
It-- [grunts] Look. [groans]
841
00:47:41,696 --> 00:47:44,898
You take a farmboy
who's never hurt a fly...
842
00:47:45,933 --> 00:47:48,102
put him through basic,
put a rifle in his hand.
843
00:47:48,202 --> 00:47:51,004
Tell him that the Vietcong
will destroy
844
00:47:51,071 --> 00:47:52,807
everyone he's ever loved.
845
00:47:56,076 --> 00:47:57,077
He's a killer...
846
00:47:58,345 --> 00:47:59,647
and a good guy.
847
00:48:03,752 --> 00:48:04,719
You...
848
00:48:06,521 --> 00:48:07,756
put a good person...
849
00:48:08,823 --> 00:48:10,257
in a bad situation...
850
00:48:13,661 --> 00:48:15,963
all it takes
is the slightest push.
851
00:48:18,700 --> 00:48:20,033
Were you in Vietnam?
852
00:48:24,371 --> 00:48:26,140
Is there something
you wanna ask me, son?
853
00:48:26,240 --> 00:48:27,107
No.
854
00:48:28,676 --> 00:48:30,444
Yes. What did you do
that was so bad--
855
00:48:30,545 --> 00:48:32,079
What did I tell you?
856
00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:36,751
Remember what I told you.
[ominous music playing]
857
00:48:38,419 --> 00:48:41,321
"All farmboys are killers."
Not what I said.
858
00:48:41,989 --> 00:48:42,956
No, not that.
859
00:48:44,458 --> 00:48:46,126
Dunn: All farmboys are killers.
860
00:48:46,994 --> 00:48:50,698
Dunn, prelap: Ed, he's bad.
He's bad.
861
00:48:50,765 --> 00:48:53,868
Yeah, speaking of bad guys,
check it.
862
00:48:54,468 --> 00:48:55,969
[Dunn shouting over recording]
863
00:48:56,069 --> 00:48:58,405
I'm a good person, okay?
864
00:48:58,472 --> 00:49:01,108
Ed: Yeah, but you a bad man.
You know what I mean?
865
00:49:01,609 --> 00:49:03,711
I don't know what you mean.
Never do.
866
00:49:03,778 --> 00:49:05,112
You got, like, a dragon
deep down
867
00:49:05,179 --> 00:49:06,815
that weird little dungeon
of yours.
868
00:49:08,949 --> 00:49:10,951
Why don't you play
your murder video, huh?
869
00:49:11,018 --> 00:49:12,754
Boot it up!
Hey.
870
00:49:14,421 --> 00:49:16,825
God. All right. Fine.
What did he do?
871
00:49:16,925 --> 00:49:19,293
He sells cocaine.
872
00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:22,730
That's basically
a public service.
873
00:49:23,898 --> 00:49:26,366
He cheats on his girlfriend.
She's amazing.
874
00:49:26,467 --> 00:49:29,436
I mean, who doesn't?
875
00:49:29,504 --> 00:49:31,438
Also, how do you even know
they're dating?
876
00:49:31,506 --> 00:49:34,475
He spends the night.
He spends the night a lot.
877
00:49:34,576 --> 00:49:35,910
Ed: It doesn't mean
they're dating.
878
00:49:35,976 --> 00:49:37,612
I spend the night
with tons of women.
879
00:49:37,679 --> 00:49:38,847
Dunn: Really?
Yeah.
880
00:49:38,947 --> 00:49:40,013
How many?
881
00:49:40,515 --> 00:49:41,850
Tons.
Dunn: Mm-hmm.
882
00:49:42,449 --> 00:49:44,819
What the f--
I don't... I don't know.
883
00:49:45,385 --> 00:49:46,588
[Dunn shouting over recording]
884
00:49:52,927 --> 00:49:53,862
He's a pedophile.
885
00:49:55,229 --> 00:49:57,397
What? Really?
Dunn: A hundred percent.
886
00:49:57,966 --> 00:49:59,868
How do you know?
Cause...
887
00:50:00,535 --> 00:50:02,069
I saw him cheating
on his girlfriend
888
00:50:02,169 --> 00:50:03,136
with a little boy.
889
00:50:06,340 --> 00:50:09,042
Oh, that's fucking awful.
Dunn: It's terrible.
890
00:50:12,145 --> 00:50:16,718
Um... Okay, fine, yeah.
Yes!
891
00:50:16,818 --> 00:50:18,786
Ed: I'll... I'll leave
the mat open.
892
00:50:18,853 --> 00:50:21,154
Oh, you're...
you're not gonna help me?
893
00:50:21,221 --> 00:50:23,892
I'm kind of wiped out
on throwing people
894
00:50:23,992 --> 00:50:25,660
through the portal. [sniffles]
895
00:50:30,063 --> 00:50:30,999
Okay.
896
00:50:32,700 --> 00:50:35,003
[printer whirring]
[sharpener whirring]
897
00:50:36,871 --> 00:50:40,073
Dunn: Yo. [clears throat]
Yo, it's Dunn.
898
00:50:40,173 --> 00:50:42,075
Yeah, I live up, uh...
899
00:50:42,877 --> 00:50:45,345
right up there
by your girlfriend.
900
00:50:45,412 --> 00:50:47,715
Yeah, I see her every day.
901
00:50:49,551 --> 00:50:53,655
Uh... and--
Well, what's up, man?
902
00:50:53,721 --> 00:50:56,223
Sup, Rip? Is that--
Am I saying that right? Rip.
903
00:50:56,290 --> 00:50:57,859
R.I.P--
Why don't you rip over here,
904
00:50:57,926 --> 00:50:59,827
and sell me
some drugs, motherfucker?
905
00:50:59,894 --> 00:51:03,096
Hell yeah.
Yeah, of course I do drugs.
906
00:51:03,196 --> 00:51:05,399
Of course I...
of course I do drugs...
907
00:51:05,465 --> 00:51:09,737
do drugs... do drugs.
Of course I do drugs.
908
00:51:09,837 --> 00:51:12,105
I probably sent
more shit up my ass
909
00:51:12,205 --> 00:51:13,675
than you've ever seen, man.
910
00:51:14,576 --> 00:51:16,410
[ominous music playing]
Hey, Rip.
911
00:51:16,476 --> 00:51:18,713
Rip on phone: Who's this?
Is this... is this Rip?
912
00:51:18,780 --> 00:51:20,280
[Rip munches] Who's asking?
913
00:51:20,380 --> 00:51:22,784
Oh, hey, uh,
how are you doing? This--
914
00:51:22,884 --> 00:51:24,919
Rip: Wow.
Your voice is really clear.
915
00:51:26,453 --> 00:51:28,957
What, uh... what are you using?
916
00:51:29,456 --> 00:51:32,292
Oh, yeah,
it's, um... it's the A1000.
917
00:51:32,392 --> 00:51:33,962
Rip: A1000.
I just-- Yeah.
918
00:51:34,062 --> 00:51:35,797
Rip: Okay, hold on,
let me write that down.
919
00:51:35,897 --> 00:51:37,397
How are they?
They're the best.
920
00:51:37,464 --> 00:51:38,700
Rip: Yeah?
Yeah.
921
00:51:39,232 --> 00:51:41,168
Rip: Wait, who is this?
Oh, this is Dunn.
922
00:51:42,036 --> 00:51:44,505
Rip: Dunn who?
Just Dunn.
923
00:51:44,606 --> 00:51:47,642
Uh, I live in your girlfriend's
apartment building, you know,
924
00:51:47,742 --> 00:51:49,944
and then, uh, we... we met
925
00:51:50,044 --> 00:51:52,080
at the... at the...
at the burger spot.
926
00:51:52,145 --> 00:51:53,047
Uh, you gave me
927
00:51:53,146 --> 00:51:54,882
your drug dealer card, and...
Rip: Oh, I did.
928
00:51:54,949 --> 00:51:56,517
Yeah, I remember you.
Yeah. Yep.
929
00:51:56,618 --> 00:51:57,719
Rip: You're the one
who kind of, um...
930
00:51:57,785 --> 00:51:59,353
Yep. I'm-- Yep. That's me.
Rip: The Sideler.
931
00:51:59,453 --> 00:52:02,890
Um, okay, yeah.
I'd like to buy some drugs.
932
00:52:04,926 --> 00:52:06,794
[Rip munches]
Came to the right guy.
933
00:52:07,729 --> 00:52:10,832
What do you want?
Yeah, sure.
934
00:52:12,100 --> 00:52:12,967
Just...
935
00:52:13,101 --> 00:52:15,536
Rip: So, do you want, like...
Just the drugs.
936
00:52:15,637 --> 00:52:16,804
...a little bit of everything?
Yeah--
937
00:52:16,904 --> 00:52:18,973
A bit of everything.
Exactly right.
938
00:52:19,073 --> 00:52:20,307
That's what I need, uh,
from you.
939
00:52:20,374 --> 00:52:22,110
Rip: Okay, hold on,
let me, uh...
940
00:52:22,175 --> 00:52:23,911
Is that okay?
Rip: Let me-- Yeah.
941
00:52:23,978 --> 00:52:25,747
Of course it's all right.
Times are fucking tough.
942
00:52:25,813 --> 00:52:26,981
Okay, perfect, yeah.
943
00:52:27,081 --> 00:52:30,018
And then can...
can you... can you meet me
944
00:52:30,118 --> 00:52:31,686
at the, uh... at the laundromat
945
00:52:31,786 --> 00:52:33,855
down the street
from the apartment building?
946
00:52:33,955 --> 00:52:37,491
For the drugs?
Rip: Laundromat? Fuck.
947
00:52:38,358 --> 00:52:39,527
What's wrong with your place?
948
00:52:40,628 --> 00:52:42,462
Oh, what's wrong with my place?
949
00:52:42,530 --> 00:52:44,632
My place is, uh...
You know what, man?
950
00:52:44,699 --> 00:52:47,135
There's cameras.
They're fucking everywhere, man.
951
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:48,301
And, uh...
Rip: Oh, yeah?
952
00:52:48,368 --> 00:52:49,771
...we wouldn't want that,
you know,
953
00:52:49,837 --> 00:52:51,204
if we're doing
this kind of stuff.
954
00:52:51,304 --> 00:52:54,307
Rip: Oh, that's a good call.
Um, fuck it.
955
00:52:54,374 --> 00:52:55,576
Yeah, I'll be there
in, like, an hour.
956
00:52:55,677 --> 00:52:58,946
[exhales] Yeah, perfect.
Yeah, absolutely.
957
00:52:59,013 --> 00:53:01,248
Uh, I'll see you there.
Be careful.
958
00:53:02,382 --> 00:53:04,519
[headphones clattering]
[pencil tapping]
959
00:53:04,585 --> 00:53:07,121
[tense music playing]
960
00:53:08,122 --> 00:53:10,024
What up, buddy?
Dunn: Hey.
961
00:53:10,124 --> 00:53:12,225
[Rip chuckles]
Oh, would you look at that?
962
00:53:12,727 --> 00:53:15,195
It's drug o'clock.
Hey. Perfect.
963
00:53:17,397 --> 00:53:20,034
Is that a portal to hell?
I'm so sorry.
964
00:53:20,134 --> 00:53:21,869
How did you know
I was a Satanist?
965
00:53:23,738 --> 00:53:26,440
Is that why you brought me here?
Huh? Be honest.
966
00:53:28,543 --> 00:53:29,911
Jacket gave me away, huh?
967
00:53:32,847 --> 00:53:33,715
Yep.
968
00:53:35,248 --> 00:53:40,722
Oh, God. [laughs]
Oh, my God, this is amazing!
969
00:53:40,822 --> 00:53:43,423
This is amazing!
How long has it been here?
970
00:53:43,958 --> 00:53:45,893
I don't know... I don't know.
We should...
971
00:53:46,627 --> 00:53:48,596
uh, we should... we should go.
What? No way.
972
00:53:48,696 --> 00:53:51,298
Yeah. Yeah, no,
you could... you could get hurt.
973
00:53:51,398 --> 00:53:53,735
Look, I ride a motorcycle, bro.
It's so cool.
974
00:53:53,835 --> 00:53:56,637
And I don't wear a helmet.
Why do you carry a helmet then?
975
00:53:57,237 --> 00:53:58,405
So, people know
I ride a motorcycle
976
00:53:58,472 --> 00:53:59,741
even when I'm not on it.
977
00:54:01,274 --> 00:54:02,176
Okay.
978
00:54:02,242 --> 00:54:03,211
I'm not afraid
of a little danger.
979
00:54:03,276 --> 00:54:04,377
Hey, wait, wait, wait,
you don't understand.
980
00:54:04,444 --> 00:54:05,312
Yeah, I understand fine.
981
00:54:05,412 --> 00:54:07,115
No, no, no,
I was gonna push you in!
982
00:54:12,720 --> 00:54:14,222
I brought you here
to push you in.
983
00:54:17,125 --> 00:54:18,025
Okay.
984
00:54:18,793 --> 00:54:21,596
Buddy, I'm going in
whether you push me in or not.
985
00:54:22,797 --> 00:54:24,599
What do you mean?
You have the perfect life.
986
00:54:24,665 --> 00:54:29,504
[exhales,
clears throat, chuckles]
987
00:54:31,639 --> 00:54:32,974
I hate my life, man.
988
00:54:34,307 --> 00:54:35,643
What do I have to live for?
989
00:54:36,577 --> 00:54:37,745
I'm just a coke dealer.
990
00:54:38,780 --> 00:54:40,982
What about Morgan?
2B?
991
00:54:41,916 --> 00:54:42,950
She's whatever.
992
00:54:46,053 --> 00:54:47,588
I see the way you look at her.
993
00:54:50,057 --> 00:54:51,058
You can have her.
994
00:54:51,993 --> 00:54:54,361
Hmm, I just feel like
she should be involved
995
00:54:54,461 --> 00:54:55,495
in that decision.
996
00:54:57,698 --> 00:55:00,101
[both chuckle]
997
00:55:00,168 --> 00:55:02,103
Rip: God. Man!
It's fine. I--
998
00:55:02,170 --> 00:55:04,105
Rip: Oh, I'm such a dick.
No you're not.
999
00:55:04,172 --> 00:55:06,774
No, I am, I am, I am, I am.
No. No, you're not.
1000
00:55:06,841 --> 00:55:10,077
It was just a mistake.
[pensive music playing]
1001
00:55:11,946 --> 00:55:13,548
Every day here is pain.
1002
00:55:17,018 --> 00:55:18,686
Maybe it will be different
in there.
1003
00:55:22,389 --> 00:55:26,928
Uh... that's hell, so...
This...
1004
00:55:29,964 --> 00:55:31,032
this is hell.
1005
00:55:32,099 --> 00:55:34,869
[breathes deeply]
1006
00:55:52,019 --> 00:55:54,555
[chuckles]
1007
00:55:56,891 --> 00:55:58,125
[Rip chuckles]
1008
00:55:59,560 --> 00:56:00,661
[Dunn groans]
1009
00:56:01,729 --> 00:56:05,867
[coughs]
Rip: I'm sorry.
1010
00:56:05,967 --> 00:56:07,768
But I'm not a good guy.
[Dunn coughing] No.
1011
00:56:07,869 --> 00:56:09,670
[voices screaming, howling
over portal]
1012
00:56:09,737 --> 00:56:11,138
I haven't been
for quite some time.
1013
00:56:11,873 --> 00:56:15,142
Dunn: No, no.
No, no, no, please.
1014
00:56:15,209 --> 00:56:16,611
Oh, please don't.
1015
00:56:16,711 --> 00:56:20,181
[indistinct chanting
over portal]
1016
00:56:20,248 --> 00:56:23,150
Take care of her for me, yeah?
[motorcycle keys jingling]
1017
00:56:23,885 --> 00:56:25,620
[fire sizzling]
1018
00:56:25,720 --> 00:56:28,890
[breathes heavily]
Oh, he's talking about his bike.
1019
00:56:28,990 --> 00:56:30,324
[breathes deeply]
1020
00:56:30,423 --> 00:56:35,096
[pensive music builds]
1021
00:56:48,876 --> 00:56:51,112
Automated voice on voicemail:
You have two saved messages.
1022
00:56:51,212 --> 00:56:52,412
Message two.
1023
00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:55,016
Kevin on voicemail:
Hey, man, I, uh... I... I think
1024
00:56:55,082 --> 00:56:56,817
I'm gonna book a flight
for next week.
1025
00:56:56,918 --> 00:56:58,386
I, uh... I checked out,
you know,
1026
00:56:58,451 --> 00:57:01,389
a couple airlines,
but, um, it should be fine.
1027
00:57:01,454 --> 00:57:04,457
Oh, I also...
I also, uh, checked out
1028
00:57:04,525 --> 00:57:05,826
a few of those neon signs,
1029
00:57:05,927 --> 00:57:08,029
and, uh, they're looking, like,
a 100 bucks on Amazon,
1030
00:57:08,095 --> 00:57:09,897
so, we can get whatever we want.
1031
00:57:09,964 --> 00:57:13,200
You know, kitchen, beer,
Kevin's room, Dunn's room.
1032
00:57:13,267 --> 00:57:16,504
Yeah, whatever. So, um...
1033
00:57:17,905 --> 00:57:19,674
Yeah, I'm, uh... I'm sure...
1034
00:57:20,808 --> 00:57:23,110
that the new job
has... has been crazy.
1035
00:57:23,210 --> 00:57:24,979
You know,
you're... you're doing great.
1036
00:57:25,079 --> 00:57:26,380
Yeah. I'm proud of you.
1037
00:57:27,281 --> 00:57:29,917
I can't wait
to be there, man, L.A.!
1038
00:57:29,984 --> 00:57:33,120
It's gonna be...
it's gonna be good to see you.
1039
00:57:33,688 --> 00:57:37,792
You know, I, uh... I love you.
I'll... I'll talk to you soon.
1040
00:57:38,526 --> 00:57:41,996
Okay, bye.
[birds chirping]
1041
00:57:43,331 --> 00:57:46,634
[cell phone vibrates]
1042
00:57:53,341 --> 00:57:59,246
[somber music playing]
1043
00:58:04,418 --> 00:58:09,724
[cell phone vibrating]
1044
00:58:20,201 --> 00:58:23,704
[cell phone vibrating]
1045
00:58:28,909 --> 00:58:30,111
[water splashing]
1046
00:58:30,911 --> 00:58:33,381
Bobshank, prelap:
Hey, Dunn, how's it hangin'?
1047
00:58:33,481 --> 00:58:36,851
You're looking good.
Oh! Feel good.
1048
00:58:36,917 --> 00:58:38,819
[pants]
1049
00:58:38,886 --> 00:58:40,187
The doctor gave me
this new pill.
1050
00:58:40,287 --> 00:58:42,390
New pill?
[grunts] And I feel...
1051
00:58:42,890 --> 00:58:45,026
Fuck, man,
I feel 20 years younger.
1052
00:58:45,092 --> 00:58:46,293
[grunts]
That's great.
1053
00:58:47,762 --> 00:58:48,662
You look great.
1054
00:59:13,387 --> 00:59:17,058
[breathes deeply]
1055
00:59:27,068 --> 00:59:31,072
[dial tone ringing]
1056
00:59:31,172 --> 00:59:32,339
Ms. Gregory on phone: Hello.
1057
00:59:32,406 --> 00:59:33,941
Hey, Ms. Gregory,
it's Dunn again.
1058
00:59:34,041 --> 00:59:36,077
I'm following up on your debt
1059
00:59:36,177 --> 00:59:38,579
you owe to Macklin Medical.
Ms. Gregory: For fuck's sake.
1060
00:59:38,646 --> 00:59:40,114
I blocked your number.
1061
00:59:40,214 --> 00:59:42,183
Yeah, well, blocking my number
doesn't change the fact
1062
00:59:42,249 --> 00:59:45,619
that you still owe 667--
Ms. Gregory: I don't have it.
1063
00:59:45,719 --> 00:59:48,222
I... I'm sorry, I...
1064
00:59:49,123 --> 00:59:52,393
I... I just--
I don't have the money.
1065
00:59:54,795 --> 00:59:58,533
I didn't do anything wrong.
[sighs] I... I got sick.
1066
00:59:58,599 --> 01:00:01,469
Uh, you know, I... I... I mean,
maybe you don't know, but--
1067
01:00:01,570 --> 01:00:02,603
I mean, I fell behind
1068
01:00:02,703 --> 01:00:04,472
'cause, like, you know,
I had to go to hospital,
1069
01:00:04,573 --> 01:00:06,740
and those are bills.
Are you a good person?
1070
01:00:08,375 --> 01:00:09,677
Ms. Gregory: Shit, I hope so.
1071
01:00:10,277 --> 01:00:12,547
I... I mean,
I definitely try to be,
1072
01:00:12,613 --> 01:00:15,149
you... you know?
Right. [breathes deeply]
1073
01:00:17,586 --> 01:00:18,686
Ms. Gregory:
Are you still there?
1074
01:00:18,786 --> 01:00:20,020
[sighs]
1075
01:00:22,289 --> 01:00:23,491
I'll take care of it.
1076
01:00:24,658 --> 01:00:25,993
Ms. Gregory: It's $700.
1077
01:00:26,093 --> 01:00:27,661
Yeah, I know.
Don't worry about it.
1078
01:00:27,761 --> 01:00:29,630
Ms. Gregory:
Really? Are you sure?
1079
01:00:29,697 --> 01:00:30,599
Yeah.
1080
01:00:31,165 --> 01:00:33,100
Ms. Gregory:
Thank you, thank you.
1081
01:00:33,968 --> 01:00:35,570
Thank you so much, Dunn.
Um...
1082
01:00:35,636 --> 01:00:36,505
Man on phone: What's going on?
1083
01:00:36,605 --> 01:00:37,638
Listen, I really hope
you feel better.
1084
01:00:37,771 --> 01:00:39,306
Ms. Gregory: I don't know,
he says he's gonna pay it.
1085
01:00:39,406 --> 01:00:41,142
Man: Why's he doing that?
Ms. Gregory: I don't know.
1086
01:00:41,242 --> 01:00:47,516
[somber music playing]
[motorcycle engine rumbling]
1087
01:01:00,494 --> 01:01:02,631
Dunn, prelap: I got you.
Mr. G on phone: Is this a joke?
1088
01:01:02,696 --> 01:01:05,032
[printer whirring]
[sharpener whirring]
1089
01:01:05,132 --> 01:01:07,835
Mr. G, if this is a joke,
it sure as shrimp ain't funny.
1090
01:01:08,669 --> 01:01:09,837
Rip on voicemail: This is Rip.
1091
01:01:10,437 --> 01:01:12,740
Hey, uh, where've you been? I--
[Rip exhales] Voicemail.
1092
01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:15,743
Got ya! [laughs]
I'm probably riding my bike.
1093
01:01:15,843 --> 01:01:17,546
Leave a message or whatever.
[line cuts off]
1094
01:01:17,646 --> 01:01:19,480
Dunn: No, Mr. Donaldson,
if you could pay me back...
1095
01:01:19,548 --> 01:01:20,981
[chuckles] ...we wouldn't
be here in the first place.
1096
01:01:21,048 --> 01:01:22,049
Mr. Donaldson on phone:
I'm really sorry
1097
01:01:22,149 --> 01:01:24,685
I told you to go
on a re-fuck-ment plan.
1098
01:01:24,752 --> 01:01:28,689
No, that was funny.
I didn't go on one though.
1099
01:01:28,756 --> 01:01:31,158
Mr. Donaldson:
Yeah, they... they don't exist.
1100
01:01:31,225 --> 01:01:32,126
I know.
1101
01:01:32,226 --> 01:01:33,394
Police officer on phone:
So, we are filing
1102
01:01:33,494 --> 01:01:36,230
a missing persons report
for your boyfriend?
1103
01:01:36,330 --> 01:01:37,998
Yeah, I mean...
1104
01:01:39,033 --> 01:01:41,001
we, uh, hadn't had
that talk yet,
1105
01:01:41,068 --> 01:01:42,169
but, um...
1106
01:01:44,506 --> 01:01:46,473
he spent
the night a lot. [grunts]
1107
01:01:50,311 --> 01:01:53,682
[laundry machines whirring]
1108
01:01:55,216 --> 01:02:00,254
[ominous music playing]
1109
01:02:04,258 --> 01:02:05,560
[camera shutter clicking]
It's still here?
1110
01:02:05,660 --> 01:02:07,562
Ed: Hey! Hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
1111
01:02:07,662 --> 01:02:10,699
I said one, right?
One. Come on.
1112
01:02:12,099 --> 01:02:13,500
Yeah, portal's still here.
1113
01:02:14,134 --> 01:02:17,706
Quietly, confidently
doing portal shit.
1114
01:02:17,771 --> 01:02:18,939
Dunn: I got three.
1115
01:02:19,541 --> 01:02:21,442
Ed: What's that now?
I got to three.
1116
01:02:22,109 --> 01:02:23,143
Sorry.
1117
01:02:25,680 --> 01:02:27,549
All right, look, man,
why don't you, um...
1118
01:02:28,415 --> 01:02:29,817
Yeah, why don't...
why don't you just give me
1119
01:02:29,917 --> 01:02:31,051
your number, all right?
1120
01:02:31,118 --> 01:02:32,953
And then I'll just text you
if anything changes.
1121
01:02:33,053 --> 01:02:34,154
Lost my phone.
1122
01:02:36,991 --> 01:02:41,529
[tense music playing]
1123
01:02:50,971 --> 01:02:56,611
[grunts, pants]
1124
01:02:56,711 --> 01:02:58,112
[strains]
1125
01:02:58,178 --> 01:03:00,481
[laundry machines whirring]
1126
01:03:01,482 --> 01:03:02,950
Still here.
1127
01:03:06,554 --> 01:03:09,390
[sniffles]
1128
01:03:15,929 --> 01:03:16,830
Beer.
1129
01:03:18,132 --> 01:03:19,466
Beer. Two beers.
1130
01:03:20,602 --> 01:03:22,771
Two beers-- Three beers!
Three, three.
1131
01:03:23,605 --> 01:03:25,105
Three beers, please.
1132
01:03:26,140 --> 01:03:27,308
Thank you, my friend.
1133
01:03:34,616 --> 01:03:37,585
[exhales]
Hey, yeah, buddy, how are you?
1134
01:03:37,652 --> 01:03:39,353
Good, thanks.
Good, good.
1135
01:03:42,757 --> 01:03:43,625
Hey.
1136
01:03:44,626 --> 01:03:45,492
Hey.
1137
01:03:46,427 --> 01:03:48,429
It's me. You got me.
1138
01:03:51,700 --> 01:03:54,669
Listen, man,
the last guy that found me...
1139
01:03:55,704 --> 01:03:58,773
didn't work out for him.
[gulps] You mean Davey?
1140
01:04:01,342 --> 01:04:03,678
Chip?
Ta-da!
1141
01:04:03,778 --> 01:04:07,448
What are you doing here?
I had to make a possession.
1142
01:04:07,515 --> 01:04:09,684
I thought I'd fuck two rats
with one stick.
1143
01:04:10,652 --> 01:04:11,519
What?
1144
01:04:13,354 --> 01:04:14,789
You don't have
that expression here?
1145
01:04:15,389 --> 01:04:18,192
No. What's with the suit?
1146
01:04:18,258 --> 01:04:20,894
It's funny.
[chuckles]
1147
01:04:22,797 --> 01:04:24,833
Hey, you wanna go
in the bathroom and fuck?
1148
01:04:25,466 --> 01:04:26,735
What the fuck
is the matter with you?
1149
01:04:26,835 --> 01:04:28,936
No, I don't wanna fuck.
Why?
1150
01:04:29,036 --> 01:04:31,740
Dunn: Because!
Oh, come on, it'll be fun.
1151
01:04:32,707 --> 01:04:34,676
Dunn: No.
No!
1152
01:04:34,743 --> 01:04:36,511
Yeah, no. Abso--
No!
1153
01:04:36,578 --> 01:04:38,912
I don't wanna fuck a guy in a--
Are you out of your mind?
1154
01:04:39,012 --> 01:04:41,549
All right, it was just a test.
You passed.
1155
01:04:43,518 --> 01:04:44,853
[sighs] Fuck.
1156
01:04:48,523 --> 01:04:49,557
[sighs]
1157
01:04:51,726 --> 01:04:52,727
Why are you here?
1158
01:04:54,763 --> 01:04:56,497
Well, I tried calling you,
1159
01:04:57,131 --> 01:04:59,133
but it just went straight
to voicemail.
1160
01:05:00,300 --> 01:05:02,102
Threw my phone in a river.
1161
01:05:02,936 --> 01:05:05,707
Well, that's the rational thing
to do, I suppose.
1162
01:05:07,274 --> 01:05:09,443
Listen, man,
you got your three...
1163
01:05:10,712 --> 01:05:11,713
and I'm really sorry
1164
01:05:11,780 --> 01:05:13,414
none of them
were in Hot Chelle Rae, but--
1165
01:05:13,515 --> 01:05:15,583
Yeah, well, I think
we're all sorry about that.
1166
01:05:20,755 --> 01:05:22,055
It didn't take.
1167
01:05:23,625 --> 01:05:25,560
What does that mean,
"It didn't take"?
1168
01:05:25,627 --> 01:05:28,797
Wasn't enough, I guess.
Dunn: You guess?
1169
01:05:28,897 --> 01:05:30,732
We had a deal, man.
Chip: No, we didn't.
1170
01:05:30,799 --> 01:05:31,699
Yes, we did.
1171
01:05:31,932 --> 01:05:35,804
No, no, no, you said,
"I don't want to make a deal."
1172
01:05:35,904 --> 01:05:37,171
[sighs]
1173
01:05:38,138 --> 01:05:39,440
I said
I didn't wanna make a deal,
1174
01:05:39,541 --> 01:05:41,141
but I didn't want
Mr. Bobshank to die.
1175
01:05:41,241 --> 01:05:43,645
Did you sign anything
in blood, huh?
1176
01:05:43,745 --> 01:05:47,481
That's a Faustian bargain.
We didn't even shake hands.
1177
01:05:49,551 --> 01:05:51,318
No, I didn't.
Chip: No.
1178
01:05:52,587 --> 01:05:53,954
You didn't.
1179
01:05:55,623 --> 01:05:58,358
Listen, I know
how hard you worked...
1180
01:05:59,026 --> 01:06:01,028
killing those three people
in cold blood.
1181
01:06:01,128 --> 01:06:02,664
Chip, you gotta stop
saying that.
1182
01:06:02,764 --> 01:06:05,767
I didn't kill anyone.
So you say.
1183
01:06:05,834 --> 01:06:08,268
Come on, buddy,
can't you do anything?
1184
01:06:08,335 --> 01:06:11,205
I don't have that kind of power.
What, are you fucked?
1185
01:06:12,139 --> 01:06:14,007
Look, I'm not my own boss
like you.
1186
01:06:14,107 --> 01:06:15,844
I wish.
Can't you go to...
1187
01:06:16,443 --> 01:06:17,344
Lucy?
Yeah.
1188
01:06:17,444 --> 01:06:20,515
[scoffs] No.
He doesn't make decisions.
1189
01:06:20,615 --> 01:06:23,518
What about God?
God's an asshole.
1190
01:06:26,220 --> 01:06:28,155
I don't wanna give you
too big a peek
1191
01:06:28,222 --> 01:06:29,524
behind the curtain,
1192
01:06:30,224 --> 01:06:33,494
but God and the devil,
they don't choose.
1193
01:06:35,496 --> 01:06:37,966
Then who does?
Chip: You do.
1194
01:06:38,800 --> 01:06:41,870
You pick where you go.
Well, yeah, sure.
1195
01:06:41,970 --> 01:06:43,705
If we're good or bad,
with our actions, we choose--
1196
01:06:43,805 --> 01:06:47,341
No, not with your actions,
with how you weigh your actions.
1197
01:06:48,008 --> 01:06:49,376
And Bobshank, well...
1198
01:06:50,812 --> 01:06:53,380
he weighed his sins
pretty heavily.
1199
01:06:56,350 --> 01:06:58,185
He just needs
to forgive himself.
1200
01:06:58,786 --> 01:07:00,020
Chip: Pretty much.
1201
01:07:00,087 --> 01:07:02,256
I thought
he would weigh two souls.
1202
01:07:02,957 --> 01:07:04,959
Two souls, three at the most.
1203
01:07:05,660 --> 01:07:08,530
Okay, three and a half.
Three and a ginger.
1204
01:07:08,630 --> 01:07:11,866
Three and a twin.
Like this guy.
1205
01:07:12,834 --> 01:07:15,502
How many beers
do you think it would take
1206
01:07:15,570 --> 01:07:18,272
for this guy to get drunk?
1207
01:07:18,372 --> 01:07:21,643
Two, three, five, ten?
1208
01:07:22,342 --> 01:07:24,177
There's only one way
to find out.
1209
01:07:24,244 --> 01:07:25,680
That's to start drinking.
1210
01:07:26,714 --> 01:07:27,749
[slurps]
1211
01:07:32,587 --> 01:07:36,591
[gulps, exhales] Two.
1212
01:07:38,258 --> 01:07:41,461
It takes two. The point is...
1213
01:07:43,297 --> 01:07:45,365
there are a lot of pricks
up in heaven.
1214
01:07:47,001 --> 01:07:48,036
Dicks who...
1215
01:07:49,303 --> 01:07:51,573
never looked at themselves
in the mirror.
1216
01:07:53,073 --> 01:07:54,008
But hell?
1217
01:07:55,375 --> 01:07:57,779
There's a lot
of good guys in hell.
1218
01:07:58,613 --> 01:08:00,447
They made mistakes...
1219
01:08:01,549 --> 01:08:03,017
and they owned up to them.
1220
01:08:04,418 --> 01:08:08,088
And like they say,
"The road to, uh...
1221
01:08:08,856 --> 01:08:11,626
you know, is paved
with good intentions."
1222
01:08:12,192 --> 01:08:14,127
But don't beat yourself up
about this.
1223
01:08:15,095 --> 01:08:16,064
You tried.
1224
01:08:17,264 --> 01:08:19,934
You tried. That's more
than most people can say.
1225
01:08:21,134 --> 01:08:23,905
So, that's it?
Chip: Yeah.
1226
01:08:24,906 --> 01:08:28,308
Unless you wanna kill
a fourth. [laughs]
1227
01:08:28,408 --> 01:08:31,311
I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
That would be bananas.
1228
01:08:31,411 --> 01:08:33,514
That would be...
that would be stupid...
1229
01:08:34,481 --> 01:08:36,116
finishing what you started.
1230
01:08:38,086 --> 01:08:41,488
Hey, you sure you don't wanna
fuck this guy in the bathroom?
1231
01:08:41,589 --> 01:08:43,123
I'm sure I don't wanna fuck--
It'll be fun.
1232
01:08:43,190 --> 01:08:45,526
No.
All right.
1233
01:08:47,962 --> 01:08:51,365
I'm out of here.
You call me, okay?
1234
01:08:51,465 --> 01:08:52,900
Don't be a stranger.
1235
01:08:53,968 --> 01:08:55,335
I'm always around.
1236
01:09:03,111 --> 01:09:06,279
[knocking on door, prelap]
1237
01:09:06,346 --> 01:09:08,448
[crickets chirping]
1238
01:09:10,484 --> 01:09:12,987
[Bobshank, muffled]
What? Jesus Christ.
1239
01:09:13,087 --> 01:09:14,622
[breathes deeply]
1240
01:09:16,524 --> 01:09:18,158
Bobshank: What is...
what is... what is it?
1241
01:09:18,225 --> 01:09:19,493
Hey, Mr. Bobshank.
1242
01:09:20,494 --> 01:09:21,629
[breathes deeply]
1243
01:09:21,696 --> 01:09:24,132
You're looking really healthy.
[chuckles] Um...
1244
01:09:24,197 --> 01:09:25,533
Bobshank: You wanna come in?
1245
01:09:26,400 --> 01:09:28,002
Yeah. Thanks.
1246
01:09:28,870 --> 01:09:29,804
[exhales]
1247
01:09:31,338 --> 01:09:36,110
[breathes deeply] What is it?
What did you do?
1248
01:09:37,512 --> 01:09:39,714
Bobshank: What did I do?
Yeah.
1249
01:09:40,815 --> 01:09:42,315
You did something.
1250
01:09:42,382 --> 01:09:44,484
I have no idea
what you're talking about.
1251
01:09:44,552 --> 01:09:48,355
Dunn: You hurt someone once.
[pensive music playing]
1252
01:09:51,526 --> 01:09:55,563
How do you know about that?
I don't, not really. I just...
1253
01:09:57,732 --> 01:09:59,033
I just know it happened.
1254
01:10:00,233 --> 01:10:04,539
[breathes heavily]
What do you want?
1255
01:10:05,807 --> 01:10:06,674
Money?
1256
01:10:07,742 --> 01:10:08,676
No.
1257
01:10:10,210 --> 01:10:13,280
I want you to forgive yourself.
You--
1258
01:10:14,615 --> 01:10:17,085
What a fucking unusual thing
to say.
1259
01:10:17,985 --> 01:10:18,853
Dunn: Just...
1260
01:10:20,154 --> 01:10:22,056
Please, just do it.
1261
01:10:23,057 --> 01:10:24,092
I can't.
1262
01:10:25,059 --> 01:10:27,394
I used to live
with this burden, uh...
1263
01:10:28,629 --> 01:10:29,697
guilt.
1264
01:10:30,631 --> 01:10:35,036
I'd think about it all day.
All day I'd think about it.
1265
01:10:35,536 --> 01:10:37,304
These past few weeks,
not so much.
1266
01:10:37,404 --> 01:10:38,639
[breathes deeply]
1267
01:10:38,740 --> 01:10:40,641
But it's still there,
still with me.
1268
01:10:42,176 --> 01:10:46,246
In the back of my mind,
this... this little voice.
1269
01:10:46,848 --> 01:10:49,449
That's great. You know, just...
1270
01:10:51,085 --> 01:10:52,086
get rid of it.
1271
01:10:53,955 --> 01:10:57,390
No, I won't. [breathes heavily]
1272
01:10:57,457 --> 01:10:59,292
I wouldn't be the same
without it...
1273
01:11:00,795 --> 01:11:04,198
without the little...
the little voice.
1274
01:11:05,767 --> 01:11:07,735
But it's smaller?
1275
01:11:10,037 --> 01:11:11,572
Bobshank: Smaller isn't gone.
1276
01:11:12,439 --> 01:11:14,609
But it's close, man.
1277
01:11:17,678 --> 01:11:18,913
Close to what?
1278
01:11:22,583 --> 01:11:24,152
You think one more might help?
1279
01:11:27,354 --> 01:11:29,322
Bobshank: What?
Nothing, um...
1280
01:11:30,992 --> 01:11:34,262
Uh, the place looks nice.
Uh... [clears throat]
1281
01:11:34,327 --> 01:11:35,630
Bobshank:
What... what are you doing?
1282
01:11:35,696 --> 01:11:36,931
Bye, Mr. Bobshank.
1283
01:11:37,430 --> 01:11:38,633
Thanks.
What?
1284
01:11:39,133 --> 01:11:40,668
[echoes] What are you gonna do?
1285
01:11:46,240 --> 01:11:47,942
[groans]
I need your help.
1286
01:11:48,910 --> 01:11:50,178
[sighs]
1287
01:11:51,813 --> 01:11:52,914
Yeah, I'm leaving.
1288
01:11:53,480 --> 01:11:56,517
[breathes heavily]
Bobshank needs one more.
1289
01:11:56,617 --> 01:11:58,318
[Ed sighs] I just-- I...
1290
01:12:03,090 --> 01:12:04,258
I live here.
1291
01:12:05,827 --> 01:12:08,029
Me too.
No.
1292
01:12:09,263 --> 01:12:11,132
Like, in the mat. I live here.
1293
01:12:13,201 --> 01:12:14,101
Yeah.
1294
01:12:15,468 --> 01:12:18,806
Yeah. Owners don't know.
It's cool.
1295
01:12:19,807 --> 01:12:20,741
Not really.
1296
01:12:23,311 --> 01:12:27,014
You know, I'm around this thing
all the time,
1297
01:12:27,114 --> 01:12:28,381
and I just think...
1298
01:12:30,017 --> 01:12:31,853
that I know
the longer we're around it,
1299
01:12:31,953 --> 01:12:33,521
the more we belong in it.
1300
01:12:35,388 --> 01:12:37,390
I don't understand.
[groans]
1301
01:12:38,491 --> 01:12:40,761
What if the portal
didn't come here for Bobshank?
1302
01:12:40,862 --> 01:12:43,430
Hmm? What if
it came here for us?
1303
01:12:43,531 --> 01:12:44,732
Dunn: No, we're good.
1304
01:12:45,733 --> 01:12:47,201
We're the good guys.
Are we?
1305
01:12:47,301 --> 01:12:48,169
Dunn: Yeah.
1306
01:12:49,303 --> 01:12:52,173
'Cause I pushed that girl in.
[somber music playing]
1307
01:12:53,140 --> 01:12:54,008
And for what?
1308
01:12:54,342 --> 01:12:56,043
'Cause she said something
I didn't like on the internet?
1309
01:12:56,143 --> 01:12:59,146
And now, I just go around
pretending like she's...
1310
01:12:59,747 --> 01:13:01,749
she just doesn't exist.
1311
01:13:01,849 --> 01:13:03,584
And I can't...
I can't... I can't...
1312
01:13:03,684 --> 01:13:05,152
I can't keep pretending, man.
1313
01:13:05,987 --> 01:13:07,521
Just give me till tomorrow.
[Ed exhales]
1314
01:13:07,588 --> 01:13:11,592
Tomorrow, I will be as far away
from that thing as possible.
1315
01:13:12,425 --> 01:13:13,561
And you should be too.
1316
01:13:17,598 --> 01:13:18,566
I can't.
1317
01:13:21,102 --> 01:13:22,402
I can't let him down.
1318
01:13:24,171 --> 01:13:25,106
I know.
1319
01:13:28,075 --> 01:13:29,010
Leave.
1320
01:13:32,914 --> 01:13:34,248
[door opening]
1321
01:13:35,349 --> 01:13:36,250
[door closing]
1322
01:13:39,820 --> 01:13:43,456
[motorcycle engine revving]
1323
01:13:45,593 --> 01:13:47,194
Store clerk: Hey.
Hey.
1324
01:13:53,433 --> 01:13:54,669
Need help with something?
1325
01:13:56,237 --> 01:13:58,572
Uh, yeah.
Uh, do you have, uh, duct tape?
1326
01:13:59,373 --> 01:14:02,109
And then, like, uh, zip ties,
you know?
1327
01:14:02,910 --> 01:14:04,812
And then, like,
a blindfold-- Um...
1328
01:14:05,813 --> 01:14:07,915
A burlap sack, actually,
is what I need,
1329
01:14:07,982 --> 01:14:09,617
like a...
just to... to put stuff in.
1330
01:14:09,684 --> 01:14:11,118
I don't know, just normal stuff.
1331
01:14:11,218 --> 01:14:12,620
Like, everyday...
everyday st... everyday stuff
1332
01:14:12,687 --> 01:14:15,856
that you put in, like, a bag.
Just sack stuff.
1333
01:14:16,991 --> 01:14:18,826
But it's gotta be,
like, a dark color.
1334
01:14:18,926 --> 01:14:21,295
Or it doesn't--
You just can't see, uh...
1335
01:14:21,395 --> 01:14:23,331
I don't want people to see
the stuff in my bag.
1336
01:14:23,431 --> 01:14:24,298
That's-- Yeah.
1337
01:14:24,398 --> 01:14:25,299
I don't want people
to see the stuff
1338
01:14:25,399 --> 01:14:26,267
that's in the bag.
1339
01:14:26,466 --> 01:14:28,235
Like, i-- i-- if I was carrying
this stuff around,
1340
01:14:28,302 --> 01:14:30,237
the stuff I'm gonna buy,
I wouldn't want people to see.
1341
01:14:30,304 --> 01:14:32,006
Not for any reason, like,
other than--
1342
01:14:32,106 --> 01:14:34,809
It's just gotta be--
Can't see through it.
1343
01:14:37,178 --> 01:14:38,312
Aisle six.
1344
01:14:40,281 --> 01:14:42,717
All that stuff is on aisle six?
Store clerk: Mm-hmm.
1345
01:14:45,686 --> 01:14:47,121
Thank you.
Store clerk: Mm-hmm.
1346
01:14:49,023 --> 01:14:51,158
Dunn: Oh, hey, um...
[chuckles] It's...
1347
01:14:53,160 --> 01:14:54,161
Chloroform?
1348
01:14:54,829 --> 01:14:58,899
[pensive music playing]
1349
01:15:12,913 --> 01:15:15,116
[pencil tapping]
1350
01:15:18,019 --> 01:15:22,656
[tapping grows faster]
1351
01:15:22,723 --> 01:15:24,392
[indistinct chatter]
[upbeat music overlapping]
1352
01:15:24,492 --> 01:15:25,359
[Ryan kisses]
1353
01:15:26,894 --> 01:15:29,463
[scoffs] Fuck.
[cups clattering]
1354
01:15:29,530 --> 01:15:33,200
Cups, cups, cups,
and more fucking cups.
1355
01:15:34,668 --> 01:15:35,703
[door slams shut]
1356
01:15:36,570 --> 01:15:38,906
And coaster-less drinks.
Fantastic.
1357
01:15:51,352 --> 01:15:56,023
[pencil tapping]
1358
01:15:59,360 --> 01:16:01,629
Dovin: Yo, dude. What's up?
[Ryan gasps] Fuck!
1359
01:16:01,729 --> 01:16:03,164
Dovin: I've been looking
for you, man.
1360
01:16:03,230 --> 01:16:04,865
Ryan: What's up, buddy?
Dovin: Where you been?
1361
01:16:04,932 --> 01:16:07,401
[Ryan grunts]
Just making a drink.
1362
01:16:07,501 --> 01:16:09,770
Dovin: All right, Mr. Alchemist,
come on out when you're done.
1363
01:16:09,870 --> 01:16:11,872
Everyone's waiting on you.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
1364
01:16:13,207 --> 01:16:14,608
Dovin: Guys, he's coming out.
1365
01:16:15,109 --> 01:16:16,644
He's gonna be out here
in a second.
1366
01:16:16,744 --> 01:16:18,946
He has no idea
I'm gonna ask him to play.
1367
01:16:19,046 --> 01:16:20,714
Hey, hey, hey.
Ryan: Bro.
1368
01:16:20,781 --> 01:16:22,249
Come on. No. Come on, come on.
Bro?
1369
01:16:22,349 --> 01:16:23,250
Bro.
Ryan: Come on, it's a vibe.
1370
01:16:23,384 --> 01:16:25,554
Yeah, and there's nothing
vibey-er than my guy
1371
01:16:25,619 --> 01:16:29,623
laying his heart in his music.
Come on, man.
1372
01:16:29,723 --> 01:16:30,925
I don't have a pick.
It'll be great.
1373
01:16:30,991 --> 01:16:33,994
Well, if you don't have a pick,
that sounds like an excuse.
1374
01:16:34,095 --> 01:16:37,465
So, pick another one.
[Ryan chuckles] I hate you.
1375
01:16:37,965 --> 01:16:38,999
I love you!
1376
01:16:39,100 --> 01:16:41,902
Guys, he's gonna play!
He's gonna play, okay?
1377
01:16:42,803 --> 01:16:43,737
[Ryan sniffles]
1378
01:16:44,738 --> 01:16:45,940
All right, um...
1379
01:16:46,974 --> 01:16:49,643
this is... this is...
a fan favorite.
1380
01:16:49,743 --> 01:16:51,078
It's a fan favorite.
1381
01:16:51,145 --> 01:16:55,282
[gentle guitar playing]
1382
01:17:00,121 --> 01:17:01,556
Hey, man.
[clears throat]
1383
01:17:02,990 --> 01:17:04,959
I thought you were gonna play
'Tonight, Tonight'?
1384
01:17:05,025 --> 01:17:06,460
Listen, you know
I'm not gonna do that.
1385
01:17:06,561 --> 01:17:07,428
You know I'm not gonna do that.
1386
01:17:07,495 --> 01:17:08,996
And you know that
I'm gonna continue
1387
01:17:09,096 --> 01:17:10,831
to ask you to do it
until you do,
1388
01:17:10,931 --> 01:17:12,766
because it's my birthday
tonight,
1389
01:17:12,833 --> 01:17:14,135
tonight is the night
of my birthday.
1390
01:17:14,235 --> 01:17:15,102
Your party you threw
for yourself?
1391
01:17:15,169 --> 01:17:16,237
I haven't been laid-- Yes!
1392
01:17:16,303 --> 01:17:18,005
And everyone showed up!
It's great. Look!
1393
01:17:18,105 --> 01:17:19,473
Even the girl that--
I haven't been laid.
1394
01:17:19,574 --> 01:17:21,510
I don't wanna play
the fucking song, man!
1395
01:17:21,610 --> 01:17:23,344
God. I mean, fuck.
1396
01:17:24,411 --> 01:17:25,279
Okay.
1397
01:17:29,183 --> 01:17:30,951
Ryan: All right, all right.
1398
01:17:31,018 --> 01:17:32,853
I'll play it.
He's gonna play it!
1399
01:17:32,953 --> 01:17:33,954
Hey, everybody.
1400
01:17:34,021 --> 01:17:36,257
Uno, dos, tres!
Crowd: Uno, dos, tres!
1401
01:17:37,291 --> 01:17:38,692
[sighs]
Maybe he didn't hear it.
1402
01:17:38,792 --> 01:17:41,195
Uno, dos, tres!
Crowd: Uno, dos, tres!
1403
01:17:41,295 --> 01:17:43,697
[sings] ♪ It's been a really
Really messed up week ♪
1404
01:17:43,797 --> 01:17:46,433
♪ Seven days of torture
Seven days of bitter ♪
1405
01:17:46,500 --> 01:17:47,902
♪ And my girlfriend went
And cheated on me ♪
1406
01:17:48,002 --> 01:17:48,869
Dovin: Fuck her, man.
1407
01:17:49,036 --> 01:17:49,904
♪ She's a California-- ♪
[doorbell ringing]
1408
01:17:50,070 --> 01:17:51,438
Thank fucking God.
Dovin: Don't worry about it.
1409
01:17:51,506 --> 01:17:52,473
Don't worry about it, dude.
1410
01:17:52,607 --> 01:17:54,074
I can-- I live here too.
Dovin, Dovin, Dovin, Dovin.
1411
01:17:54,175 --> 01:17:56,076
I gotta it, boy. Stay.
1412
01:17:57,144 --> 01:17:58,913
[ominous music playing]
1413
01:17:59,013 --> 01:18:00,915
Dovin: Do I get a treat later
if I stay?
1414
01:18:02,917 --> 01:18:04,519
See how cool was that?
1415
01:18:07,821 --> 01:18:08,923
Ryan: What's up, man?
1416
01:18:11,025 --> 01:18:12,059
That chloroform?
1417
01:18:14,195 --> 01:18:16,665
[tense music playing]
1418
01:18:16,730 --> 01:18:19,233
[strains]
You're a heavy little fucker.
1419
01:18:19,333 --> 01:18:22,637
[grunts, pants]
1420
01:18:22,703 --> 01:18:25,206
Ryan: Stop! Please stop.
1421
01:18:27,542 --> 01:18:30,579
What is that?
Is that a portal to hell?
1422
01:18:30,679 --> 01:18:31,712
Hell yeah.
1423
01:18:32,313 --> 01:18:35,650
Ryan: Oh, don't drag me to that.
Will you just chill?
1424
01:18:36,217 --> 01:18:37,952
Dunn: Fuck, man.
Ryan: Okay. Sorry.
1425
01:18:38,052 --> 01:18:40,589
[pants] Look, I'm a good person.
1426
01:18:43,724 --> 01:18:46,327
Honestly, I mean.
I'm not perfect.
1427
01:18:46,393 --> 01:18:49,964
I've made mistakes,
but... I'm... I'm good.
1428
01:18:50,064 --> 01:18:53,267
[pants]
1429
01:18:56,870 --> 01:18:58,739
Thanks.
Dunn: Yeah.
1430
01:19:00,407 --> 01:19:02,544
They put you up to this?
Dunn: Who's "they"?
1431
01:19:02,611 --> 01:19:04,613
The Jews
who run the music industry.
1432
01:19:04,713 --> 01:19:07,114
Dunn: Okay.
Ryan: Oh, fuck, I knew it.
1433
01:19:07,214 --> 01:19:09,250
[pants]
[car engine approaching]
1434
01:19:09,350 --> 01:19:10,518
Ryan: Come on, man.
[car door closing]
1435
01:19:10,585 --> 01:19:12,419
Bobshank outside: Stop!
[Ryan grunts]
1436
01:19:12,520 --> 01:19:14,054
Bobshank: Hey, Dunn,
what are you...
1437
01:19:14,121 --> 01:19:15,590
what are you doing?
1438
01:19:16,790 --> 01:19:18,425
I'm throwing this guy
in the portal to hell.
1439
01:19:18,526 --> 01:19:20,629
Bobshank: What did he do?
He's a bad guy.
1440
01:19:20,729 --> 01:19:23,163
He's anti-Semitic.
He's in a band.
1441
01:19:23,797 --> 01:19:24,898
What? Oh.
1442
01:19:25,600 --> 01:19:28,302
What-- No, no, no, no, no.
Who... who... who decides that?
1443
01:19:29,003 --> 01:19:30,104
You can't throw people away
1444
01:19:30,170 --> 01:19:31,640
just because they made
a mistake.
1445
01:19:32,406 --> 01:19:34,842
That's almost exactly
what I've been doing.
1446
01:19:35,843 --> 01:19:38,713
[hesitates]
This isn't the first one?
1447
01:19:41,148 --> 01:19:42,149
Dunn...
1448
01:19:44,318 --> 01:19:45,386
How many?
1449
01:19:46,987 --> 01:19:48,155
Oh, God.
1450
01:19:49,823 --> 01:19:50,858
Three...
1451
01:19:52,326 --> 01:19:55,764
You've killed three people?
Why would you kill three people?
1452
01:19:56,430 --> 01:19:59,634
For you! I did it for you.
1453
01:20:00,934 --> 01:20:04,138
And the world was gonna end.
Maybe, I don't know.
1454
01:20:04,938 --> 01:20:06,106
But if I didn't do this,
1455
01:20:06,173 --> 01:20:08,743
they were gonna drag you
to hell.
1456
01:20:09,209 --> 01:20:11,278
[breathes deeply]
1457
01:20:13,748 --> 01:20:15,182
They should have, Dunn.
1458
01:20:19,053 --> 01:20:21,488
You can't buy forgiveness
for what I did.
1459
01:20:23,692 --> 01:20:27,194
It's not a transaction.
Yes it is.
1460
01:20:27,261 --> 01:20:30,497
It's three souls,
or one member of Hot Chelle Rae,
1461
01:20:30,598 --> 01:20:32,600
and you're good.
Oh, God.
1462
01:20:32,667 --> 01:20:34,468
[somber music playing]
1463
01:20:34,536 --> 01:20:36,036
What the fuck
is a Hot Chelle Rae?
1464
01:20:36,136 --> 01:20:37,338
Ryan: It's actually
kind of a funny story--
1465
01:20:37,438 --> 01:20:38,872
Dunn: Hey, bro,
would you shut up?
1466
01:20:38,972 --> 01:20:40,974
Ryan: Okay. Okay, okay.
Just shut up.
1467
01:20:41,676 --> 01:20:42,644
[grunts]
1468
01:20:43,911 --> 01:20:47,515
[exhales] What am I doing?
[breathes deeply]
1469
01:20:51,185 --> 01:20:53,621
[breathes deeply]
1470
01:20:54,188 --> 01:20:56,825
The reason that
they're gonna drag me to hell...
1471
01:21:00,294 --> 01:21:01,830
Is because I deserve it.
1472
01:21:07,569 --> 01:21:08,703
And no number of people
1473
01:21:08,803 --> 01:21:11,004
that you could throw
into that machine would...
1474
01:21:11,071 --> 01:21:12,339
would change that.
1475
01:21:15,677 --> 01:21:17,244
Do you wanna throw him in
a little bit?
1476
01:21:17,344 --> 01:21:18,379
Bobshank: No.
1477
01:21:18,479 --> 01:21:20,114
Dunn: See how you feel?
No!
1478
01:21:25,352 --> 01:21:28,122
[breathes deeply]
1479
01:21:28,222 --> 01:21:31,425
My brother died.
Bobshank: I know.
1480
01:21:34,562 --> 01:21:37,665
[breathes shakily]
He hung himself.
1481
01:21:40,134 --> 01:21:43,605
I moved here, and, uh...
he was gonna move in with me.
1482
01:21:46,974 --> 01:21:49,209
[Bobshank sighs]
I lost track.
1483
01:21:51,445 --> 01:21:55,583
All day, I call people
who fucking hate me.
1484
01:21:56,718 --> 01:21:58,986
I couldn't be bothered
to pick up the phone,
1485
01:21:59,086 --> 01:22:00,555
and call the one person...
1486
01:22:01,856 --> 01:22:02,857
who loves me.
1487
01:22:05,159 --> 01:22:09,731
I didn't know.
[sobs] I could've helped him.
1488
01:22:10,964 --> 01:22:12,266
But I didn't know.
1489
01:22:13,333 --> 01:22:15,269
You didn't make
that choice for him.
1490
01:22:18,439 --> 01:22:21,543
People grow apart.
Not brothers.
1491
01:22:23,745 --> 01:22:26,648
I'm not gonna let you down
like I did him, okay?
1492
01:22:26,748 --> 01:22:29,183
I'm not gonna fail you
like I did him.
1493
01:22:29,950 --> 01:22:31,151
I don't love you...
1494
01:22:32,921 --> 01:22:34,789
but it's like
a really strong like.
1495
01:22:34,889 --> 01:22:36,023
Bobshank: That's great, Dunn.
1496
01:22:36,990 --> 01:22:38,258
But you need to listen.
1497
01:22:39,493 --> 01:22:41,094
Okay, here's what's
gonna happen.
1498
01:22:44,732 --> 01:22:46,668
I'm gonna go into that portal...
1499
01:22:49,436 --> 01:22:51,271
because it's where I need to be.
1500
01:22:54,174 --> 01:22:55,476
You're gonna to let him go.
1501
01:22:57,144 --> 01:22:59,647
And if he presses charges,
you're going to accept it.
1502
01:23:01,950 --> 01:23:02,851
You've done...
1503
01:23:05,152 --> 01:23:06,955
you've done terrible things...
1504
01:23:08,121 --> 01:23:11,960
for beautiful reasons.
Doesn't mean you're a bad guy,
1505
01:23:12,827 --> 01:23:15,530
it does mean
that you have work to do,
1506
01:23:15,630 --> 01:23:17,331
you owe a debt.
1507
01:23:20,702 --> 01:23:21,836
And one day...
1508
01:23:24,137 --> 01:23:27,074
[breathes deeply]
...once that debt is paid...
1509
01:23:27,775 --> 01:23:28,643
[grunts]
1510
01:23:29,677 --> 01:23:31,679
...maybe not tomorrow,
or the next...
1511
01:23:32,479 --> 01:23:35,650
maybe... a decade from now...
1512
01:23:35,717 --> 01:23:38,820
[laundry machine opening]
[fire howling]
1513
01:23:38,887 --> 01:23:40,822
...you're gonna have
to forgive yourself.
1514
01:23:43,525 --> 01:23:44,826
But what if I can't?
1515
01:23:46,493 --> 01:23:50,430
[laundry machine creaking]
1516
01:23:53,001 --> 01:23:55,168
Then I'll see you
on the other side.
1517
01:23:55,870 --> 01:24:00,207
[music builds]
[sighs]
1518
01:24:04,579 --> 01:24:07,414
[fire sizzling]
1519
01:24:15,924 --> 01:24:17,025
[laundry machine closing]
1520
01:24:22,296 --> 01:24:23,196
[pencil snapping]
1521
01:24:24,866 --> 01:24:26,701
[exhales] Sorry about all that.
1522
01:24:27,669 --> 01:24:30,237
Um, yeah, I need to give you
my information,
1523
01:24:30,304 --> 01:24:31,773
uh, for the cops.
1524
01:24:31,873 --> 01:24:33,675
You gotta call them
and stuff, so...
1525
01:24:33,741 --> 01:24:36,945
Uh, um, my name is Dunn.
Ryan: I'm kind of busy.
1526
01:24:38,613 --> 01:24:41,148
Okay. Um...
1527
01:24:41,749 --> 01:24:43,885
All right, yeah.
That's fine. I'll, um...
1528
01:24:45,252 --> 01:24:46,286
I'll turn myself in.
1529
01:24:46,386 --> 01:24:47,487
That's what I'll do.
That's what we'll do.
1530
01:24:47,589 --> 01:24:48,590
I'll turn myself in, and then--
1531
01:24:48,690 --> 01:24:51,258
I'll have to answer
a bunch of questions.
1532
01:24:51,325 --> 01:24:53,493
And... the internet?
1533
01:24:54,596 --> 01:24:57,865
Look, I don't wanna be
a meme, man.
1534
01:24:58,800 --> 01:24:59,734
Let's just...
1535
01:25:00,635 --> 01:25:02,070
not see each other again.
1536
01:25:03,071 --> 01:25:03,972
Dunn: Hey.
1537
01:25:06,040 --> 01:25:07,742
I tried to throw you into hell.
1538
01:25:10,143 --> 01:25:11,445
We all have bad days, man.
1539
01:25:15,617 --> 01:25:19,520
[car door closing]
[somber music playing]
1540
01:25:29,664 --> 01:25:33,367
[birds chirping]
[keys jingling]
1541
01:25:43,210 --> 01:25:46,514
[laundry machine whirring]
1542
01:26:00,360 --> 01:26:01,663
Dunn: Come on, take me.
1543
01:26:02,830 --> 01:26:06,100
[exhales, pants]
1544
01:26:14,709 --> 01:26:20,114
[cell phone ringing]
1545
01:26:27,155 --> 01:26:28,690
Hey, man, do you work here?
1546
01:26:31,659 --> 01:26:32,527
Probably.
1547
01:26:33,193 --> 01:26:36,064
Man: This is, like, weird.
It's for you.
1548
01:26:36,964 --> 01:26:38,866
They said
if I gave you the phone, uh,
1549
01:26:39,366 --> 01:26:40,802
you'd throw me a 20.
1550
01:26:51,913 --> 01:26:54,682
[breathes deeply]
1551
01:26:56,084 --> 01:26:57,618
[sighs] Hello?
1552
01:26:58,152 --> 01:27:00,420
Chip on phone:
Hey, yeah, buddy, how you been?
1553
01:27:01,421 --> 01:27:02,289
I'm here.
1554
01:27:02,657 --> 01:27:05,292
Chip: Yeah, well, I got somebody
who wants to talk to you.
1555
01:27:05,392 --> 01:27:06,259
Not David.
1556
01:27:06,359 --> 01:27:07,595
Chip: Nah, nah,
you wanna talk to David?
1557
01:27:07,662 --> 01:27:08,529
Uh, hey, David!
Don't put David--
1558
01:27:08,763 --> 01:27:10,898
[David screaming on phone]
It hurts! Oh, dear God!
1559
01:27:10,998 --> 01:27:11,866
Hey, David.
1560
01:27:11,933 --> 01:27:13,467
Chip: Uh, no,
he's fine, he's fine.
1561
01:27:13,568 --> 01:27:16,003
They're doing, uh--
Oh, my God. Ow!
1562
01:27:16,070 --> 01:27:18,238
Oh, my God.
That's-- Fuck, it's awful.
1563
01:27:18,305 --> 01:27:19,741
But never mind,
he'll be all right.
1564
01:27:19,841 --> 01:27:21,909
[gentle music playing]
What do you want, Chip?
1565
01:27:22,009 --> 01:27:23,443
Chip: Bobby wants to talk.
1566
01:27:24,545 --> 01:27:26,647
Bobshank: Dunn? You there?
1567
01:27:26,748 --> 01:27:29,851
Mr. Bobshank?
[Bobshank laughs] Yeah.
1568
01:27:29,917 --> 01:27:32,653
Yeah, we're all here.
Daphne's all right.
1569
01:27:33,320 --> 01:27:35,322
Rip's having
the time of his life.
1570
01:27:36,323 --> 01:27:38,391
I know
you're beating yourself up.
1571
01:27:39,727 --> 01:27:41,495
Waiting for the police
to show up.
1572
01:27:42,429 --> 01:27:43,631
They won't.
1573
01:27:45,099 --> 01:27:47,434
This isn't gonna make sense
at first.
1574
01:27:48,301 --> 01:27:50,437
You don't have
to worry about us.
1575
01:27:50,504 --> 01:27:52,039
We got off easy.
1576
01:27:52,974 --> 01:27:54,208
You got it worse,
1577
01:27:54,274 --> 01:27:56,244
because you have
to live with it.
1578
01:27:57,410 --> 01:28:01,149
Don't do what I did.
Don't pull away from the world.
1579
01:28:01,249 --> 01:28:03,416
Don't sit there
and replay the same thing
1580
01:28:03,483 --> 01:28:04,685
in your head all day,
1581
01:28:04,786 --> 01:28:06,286
wishing you did
something different.
1582
01:28:06,921 --> 01:28:08,488
It doesn't help anyone.
1583
01:28:09,157 --> 01:28:12,660
You don't have time,
you gotta make up for it.
1584
01:28:12,760 --> 01:28:15,963
Start small.
Take care of something small.
1585
01:28:16,063 --> 01:28:16,998
A plant.
1586
01:28:17,965 --> 01:28:19,167
Actually, fuck that.
1587
01:28:19,267 --> 01:28:20,234
[pot crashing]
Bobshank: Get a dog.
1588
01:28:20,300 --> 01:28:21,636
Get a fucking dog.
1589
01:28:22,804 --> 01:28:26,339
Quit your shitty job.
Do what you love.
1590
01:28:26,439 --> 01:28:27,909
Do nothing, I don't care.
1591
01:28:28,943 --> 01:28:31,078
Make some real friends.
Hey!
1592
01:28:31,946 --> 01:28:34,115
Here, I got them.
Bobshank: Look out for them.
1593
01:28:34,182 --> 01:28:35,348
[speaks indistinctly]
1594
01:28:35,448 --> 01:28:37,518
What's... what's your name?
Lupe: Lupe.
1595
01:28:37,618 --> 01:28:38,820
Dunn: Lupe? My name is Dunn.
1596
01:28:38,920 --> 01:28:42,723
Bobshank: Be nice to strangers.
Be nice to servers.
1597
01:28:43,624 --> 01:28:44,491
Tip.
1598
01:28:45,927 --> 01:28:47,295
For fuck's sake! Tip.
1599
01:28:50,330 --> 01:28:52,733
And if your better angels
desert you...
1600
01:28:54,702 --> 01:28:56,938
know that your demons
never will.
1601
01:28:59,707 --> 01:29:01,408
Give yourself a shot, kid.
1602
01:29:02,475 --> 01:29:04,745
A second chance
is the greatest gift
1603
01:29:05,279 --> 01:29:07,949
anyone gets. So, earn it.
1604
01:29:08,716 --> 01:29:10,350
You think
I'll ever be a butterfly?
1605
01:29:11,152 --> 01:29:12,653
Bobshank: Oh, fuck no, Dunn.
1606
01:29:12,720 --> 01:29:14,689
Not at fucking all.
[chuckles]
1607
01:29:16,290 --> 01:29:20,328
But in time, if you're...
if you're sincere...
1608
01:29:21,229 --> 01:29:23,598
you might be
a damn decent caterpillar.
1609
01:29:26,033 --> 01:29:28,669
Yeah. Yeah, I will,
Mr. Bobshank.
1610
01:29:30,671 --> 01:29:31,706
Bobshank: I know.
1611
01:29:34,342 --> 01:29:37,912
Can I ask you?
[breathes heavily]
1612
01:29:38,012 --> 01:29:39,146
What did you do?
1613
01:29:40,413 --> 01:29:42,016
Bobshank: And one last thing...
1614
01:29:43,251 --> 01:29:46,020
watch your own dick.
[chuckles]
1615
01:29:47,889 --> 01:29:49,357
[line cuts off]
1616
01:29:50,524 --> 01:29:51,525
[inhales sharply]
1617
01:29:58,032 --> 01:30:01,068
[breathes deeply]
1618
01:30:03,070 --> 01:30:05,373
Thanks. I'm... I'm Dunn.
1619
01:30:06,574 --> 01:30:07,474
Man: Cool.
1620
01:30:08,776 --> 01:30:10,278
Do you wanna be my friend?
1621
01:30:13,180 --> 01:30:15,116
Man: No.
Okay.
1622
01:30:34,969 --> 01:30:39,106
[birds chirping]
1623
01:30:40,942 --> 01:30:42,276
[breathes deeply]
1624
01:30:54,388 --> 01:30:56,757
[door opening]
1625
01:30:57,291 --> 01:30:59,293
Hey.
Um...
1626
01:31:00,594 --> 01:31:03,831
Hey. Uh, Dunn, right?
1627
01:31:04,799 --> 01:31:07,835
Uh, yep.
You know my name! [chuckles]
1628
01:31:07,935 --> 01:31:08,936
[Morgan chuckles]
1629
01:31:10,004 --> 01:31:11,138
What's up?
1630
01:31:11,238 --> 01:31:13,641
Do you need help
looking for your dead boyfriend?
1631
01:31:16,510 --> 01:31:17,611
['Tonight, Tonight'
by Hot Chelle Rae playing]
1632
01:31:17,678 --> 01:31:18,879
♪ La, la, la ♪
♪ Whatever ♪
1633
01:31:18,980 --> 01:31:21,282
♪ La, la, la ♪
♪ It doesn't matter ♪
1634
01:31:21,349 --> 01:31:23,651
♪ La, la, la ♪
♪ Oh, well ♪
1635
01:31:23,718 --> 01:31:25,152
♪ La, la, la ♪
1636
01:31:25,252 --> 01:31:28,122
♪ We're going at it
Tonight, tonight ♪
1637
01:31:28,189 --> 01:31:30,624
♪ There's a party on the rooftop
Top of the world ♪
1638
01:31:30,691 --> 01:31:33,027
♪ Tonight, tonight ♪
1639
01:31:33,127 --> 01:31:35,563
♪ And we're dancing on the edge
Of the Hollywood sign ♪
1640
01:31:35,663 --> 01:31:37,865
♪ I don't know if I'll make it ♪
1641
01:31:37,965 --> 01:31:39,967
♪ But watch
How good I'll fake it ♪
1642
01:31:40,034 --> 01:31:44,905
♪ It's all right, all right
Tonight, tonight ♪
1643
01:31:45,006 --> 01:31:47,341
♪ I woke up
With a strange tattoo ♪
1644
01:31:47,441 --> 01:31:49,810
♪ Not sure how I got it
Not a dollar in my pocket ♪
1645
01:31:49,877 --> 01:31:52,146
♪ But it kinda looks
Just like you ♪
1646
01:31:52,213 --> 01:31:54,749
♪ Mixed with Zach Galifianakis ♪
♪ Huh! ♪
1647
01:31:54,849 --> 01:31:57,184
♪ La, la, la ♪
♪ Whatever ♪
1648
01:31:57,284 --> 01:31:59,587
♪ La, la, la ♪
♪ It doesn't matter ♪
1649
01:31:59,687 --> 01:32:01,989
♪ la, la, la ♪
♪ Oh, well ♪
1650
01:32:02,056 --> 01:32:03,524
♪ La, la, la ♪
1651
01:32:03,591 --> 01:32:06,527
♪ We're going at it
Tonight, tonight ♪
1652
01:32:06,594 --> 01:32:09,030
♪ There's a party on the rooftop
Top of the world ♪
1653
01:32:09,096 --> 01:32:11,298
♪ Tonight, tonight ♪
1654
01:32:11,365 --> 01:32:13,901
♪ And we're dancing on the edge
Of the Hollywood sign ♪
1655
01:32:14,001 --> 01:32:16,170
♪ I don't know if I'll make it ♪
1656
01:32:16,237 --> 01:32:18,239
♪ But watch
How good I'll fake it ♪
1657
01:32:18,339 --> 01:32:22,877
♪ It's all right, all right
Tonight, tonight ♪
1658
01:32:22,943 --> 01:32:25,379
♪ You got me singing like
"Whoa, oh, oh" ♪
1659
01:32:25,479 --> 01:32:27,481
♪ Come on
Oh, oh, oh ♪
1660
01:32:27,548 --> 01:32:30,051
♪ it doesn't matter
Whoa, oh, oh ♪
1661
01:32:30,151 --> 01:32:32,486
♪ Everybody, now
Oh, oh, oh ♪
1662
01:32:32,553 --> 01:32:33,421
♪ Whoo! ♪
1663
01:32:33,654 --> 01:32:35,623
♪ Just don't stop
Let's keep the beat pumpin' ♪
1664
01:32:35,723 --> 01:32:38,025
♪ Keep the beat up
Let's drop the beat down ♪
1665
01:32:38,092 --> 01:32:40,394
♪ It's my party
Dance if I want to ♪
1666
01:32:40,494 --> 01:32:42,763
♪ We can get crazy
Let it all out ♪
1667
01:32:42,863 --> 01:32:45,166
♪ Just don't stop
Let's keep the beat pumpin' ♪
1668
01:32:45,232 --> 01:32:47,568
♪ Keep the beat up
Let's drop the beat down ♪
1669
01:32:47,635 --> 01:32:50,037
♪ It's my party
Dance if I want to ♪
1670
01:32:50,104 --> 01:32:52,273
♪ We can get crazy
Let it all out ♪
1671
01:32:52,373 --> 01:32:54,575
♪ It's you and me
And we're runnin' this town ♪
1672
01:32:54,642 --> 01:32:56,944
♪ And it's me and you
And we're shakin' the ground ♪
1673
01:32:57,044 --> 01:32:59,380
♪ And ain't nobody
Gonna tell us to go ♪
1674
01:32:59,447 --> 01:33:01,415
♪ 'Cause this is our show ♪
1675
01:33:01,516 --> 01:33:03,617
♪ Everybody ♪
♪ Whoa, oh, oh ♪
1676
01:33:03,717 --> 01:33:05,920
♪ Come on ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
1677
01:33:05,986 --> 01:33:08,289
♪ All you animals ♪
♪ Whoa, oh, oh ♪
1678
01:33:08,389 --> 01:33:11,526
♪ Let me hear you now ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
1679
01:33:11,592 --> 01:33:13,794
♪ Tonight, tonight ♪
1680
01:33:13,894 --> 01:33:16,197
♪ There's a party on the rooftop
Top of the world ♪
1681
01:33:16,263 --> 01:33:18,432
♪ Tonight, tonight ♪
1682
01:33:18,533 --> 01:33:20,968
♪ And we're dancing on the edge
Of the Hollywood sign ♪
1683
01:33:21,068 --> 01:33:22,670
♪ I don't know if... ♪
[music concluding]